All people now n days are pro life this and pro jared that

Where are the pro gamers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OatSauce65
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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What do Alex Honnold and Jared Leto have in common?

They're both rock stars.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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What's smaller than a teeny weenie flea?

A flea's teeny weenie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danilaroo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2015
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I couldn't resist

My buddy and I were in his kitchen and he was looking through a guide to edible fungi in the wild. I said Jared, "did you know our friend Justen is an expert on that subject?" Jared says, "no I didn't know that. How'd he get to be like that?" I replied, "because he's a fun guy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PFetz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2014
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Calling Hours and Acid

My dad and I were in the receiving line at the calling hours for a friend of mine. Grateful Dead and all things related, including LSD, were at the core of the friendship between my dad and my friend. As my dad reaches the last family member and attempts to kneel at his casket, his foot catches the upturned corner of the carpet. My dad whispers to me, "Trippin' with Jared one last time!"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2013
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dad joked my new roomate of two days

Me- "hey Jared, what you burning in the kitchen?"

Jared- "oh just some blackened potatoes."

Me- "I guess you could call them hashblacks."

Jared- "...you fucking suck."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2014
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