Whatβs a doctor who studies adamβs apples called?
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οΈ May 26 2021
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.
ποΈ 11k
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οΈ Dec 18 2020
My pizza cutter broke so I used a Bryan Adamβs CD.
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οΈ Mar 30 2021
How did God make sure Adam had a deep masculine laugh?
He gave him 2 test tickles
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οΈ Apr 15 2021
ADAM IT IS I, YOUR LORD GOD!
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οΈ Feb 06 2021
What's a doctor who specialises in Adams apples called?
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οΈ Mar 10 2021
I keep trying to look at my child Adam,
But I keep getting the son in my eyes.
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οΈ Mar 16 2021
Saw an Adam & The Ants tribute act
I said βyouβre not Adam Ant!β, he said βyeah i am.β we argued all night, but he really was adamant.
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οΈ Mar 08 2021
What did Adam say the night before Christmas?
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οΈ Dec 24 2020
Adam and Eve were the first people to..
Not read Apple terms of agreement.
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οΈ Feb 11 2021
What did Adam say to Eve on December 31st and Jan 1st?
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οΈ Dec 31 2020
After watching Hubie Halloween I realized that every Adam Sandler movie takes place in the same universe.
Unfortunately, it's the one we live in.
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οΈ Oct 17 2020
If science has taught me anything, itβs to never trust an Adam
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οΈ Oct 14 2020
Why couldnβt Adam and Eve gamble in the garden of Eden?
Because God took away their paradise.
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οΈ Sep 16 2020
What does Adam Lambert say when you tell him you did your math homework in the snow?
"Don't give a damn about your cold calculation."
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οΈ Sep 11 2020
If boys have Adam's apple, what do girls have?
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οΈ Feb 28 2020
What did Adam said to Eve when she was feeling sleepy?
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οΈ Jun 13 2020
What did Adam say to his girlfriend on December 24?
It's Christmas, Eve!
Ps Merry Christmas, happy holidays etc etc to all my fellow dads and dad joke lovers π
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οΈ Dec 24 2019
βWhat day is today, Adam?β
βFor the last time, itβs Christmas, Eve.β
Edit: Thanks for so much love. Merry Xmas!
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οΈ Dec 24 2017
Bread puns (by Adam Tote)
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οΈ Aug 16 2017
My friend Adam was telling me how, in addition to marrying a hot super model whose daddy bought the house he lives in and the car he drives just for marrying his daughter, he was also sexing up a hot stewardess. I found it hard to believe...
Because Adams make up everything!
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οΈ Nov 20 2019
Never believe anyone named Adam
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οΈ Feb 25 2020
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οΈ Feb 08 2020
The first computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple that barely had any memory. One byte, and everything crashed.
It probably ran on Python
Credit: u/FriendofHolySpirit
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οΈ Sep 14 2018
I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD.
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οΈ Dec 19 2020
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Edits: Thanks for all the awards!
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οΈ Apr 25 2020
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
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οΈ Feb 06 2021
I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD
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οΈ Nov 20 2020
I misplaced my pizza cutter so I had to use my Bryan Adams cd.
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οΈ Oct 09 2020
What did Adam say to Eve the day before Christmas?
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οΈ Dec 24 2020
What did Adam say the night before Christmas?
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οΈ Dec 24 2020
I couldn't find my pizza cutter last night, so I used an old Bryan Adams album.
Because it cuts like a knife.
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οΈ Nov 10 2020
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
βItβs Christmas, Eve!β
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οΈ Dec 24 2020
The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!
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οΈ Nov 29 2020
I lost my pizza cutter so I had to use a Bryan Adams CD instead
In case anyone is wondering it cuts like a knife
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Oct 16 2020
My pizza cutter broke the other day so I used an old Bryan Adams CD
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Oct 15 2020
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte.
And then everything crashed.
ποΈ 12k
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οΈ Dec 16 2018
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
ποΈ 2k
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οΈ Aug 07 2019
What did Adam say to Eve the night before Christmas?
Itβs Christmas Eve.
(Iβll let myself out...)
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οΈ Nov 08 2019
βWhat day is today, Adam?β
βFor the last time, itβs Christmas, Eve.β
ποΈ 55
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οΈ Dec 24 2019
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
ποΈ 1k
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οΈ Feb 15 2018
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
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οΈ Dec 23 2019
What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas?
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οΈ Dec 25 2019
Did you know the worlds oldet computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve?
The computer was branded by apple, but it had very limited memory. It only had 1 byte and then everything crashed
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οΈ Dec 04 2019
βWhat day is tomorrow, Adam?β
βFor the last time, itβs Christmas, Eve!!β
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οΈ Dec 23 2018
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