What’s a doctor who studies adam’s apples called?

A guy-neck-ologist

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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.

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My pizza cutter broke so I used a Bryan Adam’s CD.

It cuts like a knife.

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How did God make sure Adam had a deep masculine laugh?

He gave him 2 test tickles

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ADAM IT IS I, YOUR LORD GOD!

"No way!"

"YAHWEH!"

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What's a doctor who specialises in Adams apples called?

A guyneckologist!

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I keep trying to look at my child Adam,

But I keep getting the son in my eyes.

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Saw an Adam & The Ants tribute act

I said β€œyou’re not Adam Ant!”, he said β€œyeah i am.” we argued all night, but he really was adamant.

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What did Adam say the night before Christmas?

It's Christmas eve

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Adam and Eve were the first people to..

Not read Apple terms of agreement.

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What did Adam say to Eve on December 31st and Jan 1st?

Happy New Years Eve

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After watching Hubie Halloween I realized that every Adam Sandler movie takes place in the same universe.

Unfortunately, it's the one we live in.

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If science has taught me anything, it’s to never trust an Adam

They make up everything

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Why couldn’t Adam and Eve gamble in the garden of Eden?

Because God took away their paradise.

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What does Adam Lambert say when you tell him you did your math homework in the snow?

"Don't give a damn about your cold calculation."

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If boys have Adam's apple, what do girls have?

Eve's drop

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What did Adam said to Eve when she was feeling sleepy?

Everest

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What did Adam say to his girlfriend on December 24?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Ps Merry Christmas, happy holidays etc etc to all my fellow dads and dad joke lovers πŸ‘

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β€œWhat day is today, Adam?”

β€œFor the last time, it’s Christmas, Eve.”

Edit: Thanks for so much love. Merry Xmas!

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Bread puns (by Adam Tote)
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My friend Adam was telling me how, in addition to marrying a hot super model whose daddy bought the house he lives in and the car he drives just for marrying his daughter, he was also sexing up a hot stewardess. I found it hard to believe...

Because Adams make up everything!

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Never believe anyone named Adam

They make up everything.

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At what time of the day was Adam created? /r/Christianity/comments/…
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The first computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple that barely had any memory. One byte, and everything crashed.

It probably ran on Python

Credit: u/FriendofHolySpirit

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I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD.

It cuts like a knife.

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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Edits: Thanks for all the awards!

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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It is Christmas Eve

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I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD

It cuts like a knife

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I misplaced my pizza cutter so I had to use my Bryan Adams cd.

It cuts like a knife.

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What did Adam say to Eve the day before Christmas?

Merry Christmas Eve

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What did Adam say the night before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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I couldn't find my pizza cutter last night, so I used an old Bryan Adams album.

Because it cuts like a knife.

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

β€œIt’s Christmas, Eve!”

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The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!

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I lost my pizza cutter so I had to use a Bryan Adams CD instead

In case anyone is wondering it cuts like a knife

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My pizza cutter broke the other day so I used an old Bryan Adams CD

Cuts like a knife!

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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte.

And then everything crashed.

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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

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What did Adam say to Eve the night before Christmas?

It’s Christmas Eve. (I’ll let myself out...)

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β€œWhat day is today, Adam?”

β€œFor the last time, it’s Christmas, Eve.”

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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It’s Christmas, Eve!

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What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas Eve

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Did you know the worlds oldet computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve?

The computer was branded by apple, but it had very limited memory. It only had 1 byte and then everything crashed

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β€œWhat day is tomorrow, Adam?”

β€œFor the last time, it’s Christmas, Eve!!”

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