Today's label making craft was inspired by the OG spicy boi himself, Bruce Willis.
What is a cat's favorite craft?
My son grows a lot of fur and manufactures products of art or craft on nights when the moon is full...
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
Hobby club couldn’t agree on this week’s craft.
Some selfishly thought minecraft was better than yarncraft.
Police have reported a man going into a local craft store and dipping his testicles in glitter
It's pretty nuts if you ask me!
I just had the most manly craft beer at my Israeli restaurant.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft...
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
How does a chiropractor improve their craft?
The local cobbler realized that canvas was a better material to craft shoes out of
Wanna know why I started trying out fabric arts and crafts?
My wife and were walking through an Arts and Crafts store and we saw a sign that says, “Glue Sticks.”
I said to her, “No shit.”
Word on the street is that their is a man running around all the craft stores dipping his scrotum in the glitter
New York Post: "How Patriots owner Robert Craft could get off in prostitution case"
What craft does a coal miner take?
Did you hear about the murder in the arts and crafts store?
I went to the craft store, and got a new neon-colored marker.
It was the highlight of my whole day, actually.
There is an ice sculptor showing off his craft with a group of people standing around watching. One man steps forward and says...
What did the arts and crafts store offer to people with celiac disease?
Where do ultra conservative Muslims go to buy trinkets, crafts, and home goods?
When I drink, I verbally craft Slovak folk heroes that I can't remember the next morning.
My mouth writes Czechs that my body can't cache.
A fireworks display is nothing but an arson crafts show.
Today, the kids were making some Christmas crafts. My dad presses one of those plastic googly eyes into my palm, leans in close and says..
".. I'm keeping my eye on you."
I freaking love that guy.
Heard this gem today at a craft store with my fiancée
We were looking for twine or something in the yarn section and this dad walks by with his two daughters, gives a huge yawn, and says, "WOW! That was a huge yarn" and then began to start chuckling uncontrollably.
Fiance got me good while doing arts & crafts. One day he'll make a great dad.
We're getting married in less than 2 weeks and I was cutting out paper hearts for our flower girl to throw. The hearts are made out of music paper and newspaper (representing the careers we're in).
Once we had finished cutting, the fiance picks up a newspaper we had cut some hearts out of and examines it closely.
He turns to me and very seriously says, "You know, this story has a lot of holes in it."
Cue groan and begrudging chuckle. I think I picked a keeper.
Girlfriend got me at a craft show
We were looking at a pottery stand, there was a sign that sighs "Pick me up" in front of a dish.
She picks up the sign, looks at my guiltily and starts giggling.
Good god.
New craft beer
Dad: Son, I have come up with a new craft beer recipe.
Son: Really, Dad? That's cool. What makes it different?
Dad: Oh, it requires rabbits.
Son: Rabbits???
Dad: Yes. I need them for the hops.
The craft store is selling tiny wood coffins for Hallowe'en decorations.
I took one to my girlfriend, went down to one knee, presented the little black casket. I said, "Jamie, would you bury me?"
Honing My Craft
After getting back from a long weekend getaway, my wife was trying to get some ice out of the freezer, but it was all stuck together.
Her: Babe? Can you break up the ice?
Me (leaning my head into the freezer): So... what do you do for a living?
Her: What? ... Ohhhhh...
I grinned and self-high-fived.
Dedication to the craft
Found this one on /r/comics
http://www.cheerupemokid.com/comic/closet
People have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles into glitter,
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Police Have arrested a man for going to craft stores and dipping his testicles in the glitter
Police have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles in glitter.
Police have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles in glitter
Police are on the lookout for a man who is dipping his testicles into glitter at a craft store
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank
Proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
Police have reported a man going into local craft stores dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.
Police have reported a man going into local craft stores dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.
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