Wanna know why I started trying out fabric arts and crafts?

I felt like it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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My wife and were walking through an Arts and Crafts store and we saw a sign that says, β€œGlue Sticks.”

I said to her, β€œNo shit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Did you hear about the murder in the arts and crafts store?

it was gluesome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pm_steam_keys_plz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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What did the arts and crafts store offer to people with celiac disease?

A glue 10 free coupon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_iz_smrt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
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Haggling over a pricing structure with Dwayne Johnson

Dwayne Johnson recently came to the arts and crafts store I own looking to buy equipment for the wardrobe department for his latest movie. He asked if we could quickly fill a large order of cloth-cutting shears. I told him yes, but given the rush, we couldn't offer a bulk discount. For the next hour, Mr. Johnson haggled with me, insisting on paying a single, reduced price for the order of shears rather than the standard per-item price.

With my frustration growing, Mr. Johnson wouldn't back down. Finally, he made a desperate attempt to get the deal he wanted: he suggested we play any simple game of my choice; winner sets the price structure for the shears. He then asked me what I wanted to play.

Fed up, I shouted: Rock! Pay per scissors!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rburke319
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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The wife and I were rearranging the kid's playroom yesterday...

After we moved the easel between a cabinet and the arts and crafts table:

"That fit easel-y". Eye roll ensued.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tarhawk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2017
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Velcro

I'm doing a project at home and went to the local arts and craft store for 2 metres of Velcro, wow it is so expensive. What a rip-off!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theph03n1x
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2014
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