Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.

I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dasbett311
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Hobby club couldn’t agree on this week’s craft.

Some selfishly thought minecraft was better than yarncraft.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Police have reported a man going into a local craft store and dipping his testicles in glitter

It's pretty nuts if you ask me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demonazzzz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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I just had the most manly craft beer at my Israeli restaurant.

It was called He-Brew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proborc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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How does a chiropractor improve their craft?

Chiropractice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnDough39
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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People have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles into glitter,

It’s pretty nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pale_Society
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.

Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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The local cobbler realized that canvas was a better material to craft shoes out of

His opinion was suede

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ACoolDude_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Police Have arrested a man for going to craft stores and dipping his testicles in the glitter

It's pretty nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonMango
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Wanna know why I started trying out fabric arts and crafts?

I felt like it.

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My wife and were walking through an Arts and Crafts store and we saw a sign that says, β€œGlue Sticks.”

I said to her, β€œNo shit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Word on the street is that their is a man running around all the craft stores dipping his scrotum in the glitter

It's pretty nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatWoodenSp00n
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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What craft does a coal miner take?

Minecraft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ash_Holes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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New York Post: "How Patriots owner Robert Craft could get off in prostitution case"

Didn't he already?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rookie_Z
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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Police are on the lookout for a man who is dipping his testicles into glitter at a craft store

It's pretty nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RymNumeroUno
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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Did you hear about the murder in the arts and crafts store?

it was gluesome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pm_steam_keys_plz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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There is an ice sculptor showing off his craft with a group of people standing around watching. One man steps forward and says...

Nice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baldy74
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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I went to the craft store, and got a new neon-colored marker.

It was the highlight of my whole day, actually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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What did the arts and crafts store offer to people with celiac disease?

A glue 10 free coupon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_iz_smrt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
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Where do ultra conservative Muslims go to buy trinkets, crafts, and home goods?

Wahhabi Lobby

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeorgieWashington
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2017
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When I drink, I verbally craft Slovak folk heroes that I can't remember the next morning.

My mouth writes Czechs that my body can't cache.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBrontosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2017
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Today, the kids were making some Christmas crafts. My dad presses one of those plastic googly eyes into my palm, leans in close and says..

".. I'm keeping my eye on you."

I freaking love that guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2017
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A fireworks display is nothing but an arson crafts show.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jefuchs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2016
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Heard this gem today at a craft store with my fiancΓ©e

We were looking for twine or something in the yarn section and this dad walks by with his two daughters, gives a huge yawn, and says, "WOW! That was a huge yarn" and then began to start chuckling uncontrollably.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wsmith27
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2014
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Fiance got me good while doing arts & crafts. One day he'll make a great dad.

We're getting married in less than 2 weeks and I was cutting out paper hearts for our flower girl to throw. The hearts are made out of music paper and newspaper (representing the careers we're in).

Once we had finished cutting, the fiance picks up a newspaper we had cut some hearts out of and examines it closely.

He turns to me and very seriously says, "You know, this story has a lot of holes in it."

Cue groan and begrudging chuckle. I think I picked a keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bachrock37
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2014
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Girlfriend got me at a craft show

We were looking at a pottery stand, there was a sign that sighs "Pick me up" in front of a dish.

She picks up the sign, looks at my guiltily and starts giggling.

Good god.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aiomon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2015
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New craft beer

Dad: Son, I have come up with a new craft beer recipe.

Son: Really, Dad? That's cool. What makes it different?

Dad: Oh, it requires rabbits.

Son: Rabbits???

Dad: Yes. I need them for the hops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onecrazy88fan
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2015
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The craft store is selling tiny wood coffins for Hallowe'en decorations.

I took one to my girlfriend, went down to one knee, presented the little black casket. I said, "Jamie, would you bury me?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NobodyWhatsoever
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2015
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Honing My Craft

After getting back from a long weekend getaway, my wife was trying to get some ice out of the freezer, but it was all stuck together.

Her: Babe? Can you break up the ice?

Me (leaning my head into the freezer): So... what do you do for a living?

Her: What? ... Ohhhhh...

I grinned and self-high-fived.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grousing_pheasant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2014
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Dedication to the craft

Found this one on /r/comics

http://www.cheerupemokid.com/comic/closet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirSoliloquy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2013
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft...

Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2016
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Police have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles in glitter.

It's pretty nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank

Proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Police have reported a man going into local craft stores dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.

Police have reported a man going into local craft stores dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeepmojo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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