What’s Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable ?

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If Michelle Obama were to run for president in 2020 on the campaign promise of legalizing marijuana, what would her campaign slogan be?

When they go low, we get high.

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What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable?

Barackoli.

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What’s Michelle Obama’s favourite genre of music?

Barack β€˜n’ roll

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My daughter asked me to spell Michelle backwards.

So I did.

M-I-C-H-E-L-L-E B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S

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What is Michelle's favorite vegetable?

Barack-choy.

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What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed?

I don't wanna be Obamaself.

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What did Barack Obama said to Michelle when he proposed? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle?

I don’t want to be Obamaself.

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What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed?

I don't wanna be Obama self.

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What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable?
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I went to a party dressed as a turtle with my daughter on my back, and someone asked what was on my back.

I said it's Michelle

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Just got my pet hermit crab a new home

He named it Michelle

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A man goes to a costume party

A man goes to a costume party with nothing but a naked woman in his back.

Someone asked: "What are you supposed to be?"

The man replies "Oh, I'm a turtle."

"But how are you a turtle? You've just got a naked woman on your back."

"Oh that" The man replies, "That's Michelle."

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A guy went to a Halloween party wearing regular clothes with his girlfriend sitting on his shoulder.....

...the host said where's your costume? The guy said I'm wearing a costume - I'm a snail. The host said you're a snail? The guy said yes, a snail, and pointed to his girlfriend and said this is Michelle.

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The was a huge dress-up party on the beach

On my way down I saw a naked man with a naked woman on his back. I asked him β€œWhat are you dressing up as” He said β€œ I’m going as a turtle” I asked β€œso then who’s hat on your back” he replied β€œ Michelle”.

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A naked man arrives at a fancy dress party with a girl on his back.

β€œI’m a turtle” he says

Oh...well who’s that on your back then?

He replies, β€œThat’s Michelle...”

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What did Barack Obama say when he dropped his shell at the beach?

Oh no Michelle!

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What is the number one name for a female turtle

michelle

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Dadjoked my G/F during Furious Seven (Spoiler Alert!)

Right at the end of the first chase scene where Paul Walker is running on top of the bus and Michelle Rodriguez spins her car around for him to grab the rear, I turned and said (quietly):

"They showed that in the trailers, talk about your.....spoilers."

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Girlfriends dad just dropped this one

Guy goes to a fancy dress party piggybacking his girlfriend with his face painted green. Bouncer asks him 'what are you supposed to be?' the guy responds 'I'm a turtle and this is Michelle '

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Looking around the house for mom's phone...

My mom was looking for her phone and asked my dad, "Honey, can you call my phone?" To which he started shouting, "Michelle's phone! Michelle's phone, where are you?!"

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What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable?

Barackoli.

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