Some guy said Micheal Jackson was overrated
I told him to beat it
You know what'll really distract Micheal Myers?
A Strode light.
What was Micheal Jackson's favourite snack?
Nachos!
(for non-hindi speakers, nacho means dance in hindi)
I heard people are blaming imaginary evil spirits for Micheal Jackson's death.
Guess they're blaming it on the boogie.
My girlfriend told me she would to leave if I didnβt stop quoting Micheal Jackson songs.
I told her to beat it.
I was in a lucid dream yesterday. I told my mom after that I turned into Micheal Jackson. She said, βare you high, son?β
I said, βno, Iβm Micheal Jack sonβ
Could say itβs a huge Micheal Jackson fan.
I bought these pretty flowers from Micheals the other day. They have a multi-chrome shine to them. Unfortunately, the flowers have an odour to them.
They have an irideSCENT
Wife and I were watching Micheal Moore on TV. She commented he was getting odder.
I said soon he will be swimming on his back and cracking clams on his stomach.
They had some nerve posting this in r/TIHI
Have you heard about the 2 gay Irishmen?
Micheal Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmicheal
In choir practice
We were singing a piece that was arranged by a person named Micheal Jackson with the middle name that was abbreviated with an "O". Without skipping a beat an older fellow says. "hmmm must be the Irish couter part Micheal O'Jackson", all other dads gave the smile and nod of approval while I cringled to myself.
