Some guy said Micheal Jackson was overrated
I told him to beat it
What was Micheal Jackson's favourite snack?
Nachos!
(for non-hindi speakers, nacho means dance in hindi)
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing"
I heard people are blaming imaginary evil spirits for Micheal Jackson's death.
Guess they're blaming it on the boogie.
My girlfriend told me she would to leave if I didnβt stop quoting Micheal Jackson songs.
I told her to beat it.
I was in a lucid dream yesterday. I told my mom after that I turned into Micheal Jackson. She said, βare you high, son?β
I said, βno, Iβm Micheal Jack sonβ
Could say itβs a huge Micheal Jackson fan.
I bought these pretty flowers from Micheals the other day. They have a multi-chrome shine to them. Unfortunately, the flowers have an odour to them.
They have an irideSCENT
Wife and I were watching Micheal Moore on TV. She commented he was getting odder.
I said soon he will be swimming on his back and cracking clams on his stomach.
Person in job interview : hi my name is Michael with a B and I am afraid of all insects .
Interviewer : where ? Micheal : where what ? Interviewer : where's the B ? Michael : THERE'S A BEE! (runs out of room )
In choir practice
We were singing a piece that was arranged by a person named Micheal Jackson with the middle name that was abbreviated with an "O". Without skipping a beat an older fellow says. "hmmm must be the Irish couter part Micheal O'Jackson", all other dads gave the smile and nod of approval while I cringled to myself.
