Mike Rowe can't keep a large audience engaged
Large audiences belong to the realm of Mack Rowe, not the Mike Rowe realm
What's the difference between Mike Wazowski and a carrot?
One's a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.
Mike Tyson is going to be the host of a reboot of Pimp my ride.
It will be called Cus-tom auto.
Jersey Mike's can't beat an actual pizza place
Do you know mike and jack?
They had a son who went on to become a famous musical star.
michal-jack-son
Mike Tyson is a religious guy.
He punches people in the faith.
Why didn’t Mike Tyson like Sarah?
Why was Mike Tyson Sad at the strip club?
I heard Mike Tyson will be launching a Christian dedicated social media site.
He's calling it "Faithbook".
I call these my Vice President Mike Pants.
How do you get Mike Tyson's attention?
Tell him you're all ears.
[I just thought of this while eating dinner and I'm pretty happy with it. I chuckled, and even my partner didn't sigh her usual sigh!]
What is Mike Pence’s full name
Behold! Mike Pumpkence! Real fly included!
Mike Pompeo is Secretary of State
I recently watched a documentary on Mike Tyson. I had no idea he was so religious...
He kept saying he likes to hit people in the FAITH!!!
The rapper Mike Jones and a owl walk into a bar.
Why does Mike tyson turn into a superhero after lifting weights?
Why can't Mike Tyson live in the Star Wars universe?
Because it's inhothpitable.
What do you call a 6 foot man named mike?
What was written on the back of Mike Pence’s head?
Mike Tyson gifted little metal cups to his friends...
When they asked what it meant, he said it was a thimble of friendship!
What do Mike and Sulley fill their pens with?
Why doesn’t Mike Tyson use a PlayStation?
Mike Tyson and I were talking about our friend Sarah who had just gotten into town. I asked, "so, how did she get from L.A. to here?" He replied...
While waiting in the lobby of a Chinese restaurant, Don was admiring a painting on the wall of a Chinese sailing vessel and said to his friend Mike: “Isn’t that a great looking ship?” Mike replied:
They're making a longer version of Magic Mike.
It's called Magical Michael.
Mike Tyson ended up in jail for having diarrhea
He mad a meth in the bathroom
Mike Tyson was thinking the other day.
He yelled out, “Thomeone help me! I can’t thwim.”
I heard Mike Bloomberg isn't actually social distancing...
He says he stays at 6 feet, but we all know he stands at 5'8".
Mike Waz - house - key !!
Mike Tyson always boasts about being a superhero after a fight
Mike Literis is a personal favourite
What did Mike Bloomberg do after the speech on dropping out of the presidential race?
What does mike wazowski write with?
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