When asked who he thinks will give up the location stolen goods, he replys “Only Time will tell”
Tim Duck Two.
He's always doing things the Hardaway
I then realised I'd picked up the director's cut
He keeps saying, “It’s TMI.”
So he went to his boss's office and said, Budweiser?
An apple pie off course!!!
I wish he’d share his Faith with me.
Timbit
A double-double agent.
Jim: How about Jimber?
Tim: I’ve got a better idea...
Is this a baseball game, or a Long John Silvers?!?
Johnny Depth
> Dad: Can I get a large green tea, nothing in it? > > Cashier: You want one large green tea, black? > > Dad: No, I want it green! > > Cashier: [...]
Of course then he starts laughing his ass off, while she forces a smile and quickly tries to get away.
I've decided to sell my Hoover ... well, it was just collecting dust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00dFzPbzOws
A reporter once asked Tug if he preferred playing on grass or Astroturf
Tug's response: "I don't know, I've never smoked Astroturf"
"It's been fifteen years since you won your first championship, what is the biggest difference between then and now?"
"15 years probably"
Tim Duncan's the man Basing this off of memory, don't remember word for word actually
He's going places.
Tim Horton's should play music by The Who and The Guess Who. Whenever someone is asked "Guess Who is playing this music" or "Who is playing this music", especially to younger people that don't listen to classic rock, they might not know. You can tell them, in a real coy (not Real McCoy) manner, that it is what Horton hears in the Dr. Seuss books. If they guess correctly, they could win a prize. If not, tell them either to really "Guess Who is playing this music" or "Who is playing this music", and see if they catch on.
*The idea for this is from listening to all the times my dad would make us Guess Who was playing the song in the car or he would say Who is playing this song right now and we would guess incorrectly until we caught on. It's a long running dad joke, so you better catch it before it takes off.
If you'd like to watch a video of him, here's one, or you could watch him on youtube.
If so, I wish he’d share his Faith with me.
