How to time travel.

Before you leave, take note of the time. When you arrive, take note of the time again. Now calculate the difference. Congratulations, you know how to time travel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koleslaw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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I was gonna tell a time travel joke but you didn’t like it.

Ba duh tsss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B1RDS-ARENT-REAL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Did you hear Boba Fett was able to time travel?

In his mandelorian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Hey Reddit, Wanna hear a joke about time travel?

Never mind. Y’all didn’t like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knowbody-_-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I used to be addicted to time travel,

but that’s all in the past now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-

You really are a head of your time

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Every time I travel to a new city, I like to take a picture of myself in front of the tomes of books...

I just have to take shelfies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I've just been accused of reposting a Dadjoke about Time travel tomorrow...

...That's Preposterous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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I was going to post a time travel joke but.....

Nobody thought it was funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fixedsit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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The inventor of time travel has died in a tragic jousting accident

RIP: 1976 - 1130

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I was going to post a time-travel joke...

But you guys didn't like it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Well I did have a great joke about time travel...

But as it turns out, you all didn't like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil-Sleepy-A1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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I can time travel...

For instance, it takes about 3 hours to fly to NYC to Miami.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robbdiggs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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ATTENTION: This afternoon I will attempt to travel back in time and change history.

You'll know I've succeeded if Germany loses world war II and Wednesday comes after Tuesday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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If a time traveller from the future carried some sausages with him as he travels,

Does he have a link to the past?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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I was gunna tell everyone this great time-travel joke...

but no-one here liked it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zythr009
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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What can shave your face and travel at three times the speed of sound?

Mach3.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biryanisalan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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Time travel

My dad and I were watching Terminator 2 and talking about time paradoxes and he said "paradox, what's is that like for 2 boats?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kosakkid13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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I booked a ticket on a plane that supposedly travels back in time.

I'm waiting at gate B4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jon-Osterman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2017
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Writing about time travel takes a lot of creativity...

You have to think outside the clocks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo_sum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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I time travel all the time...

...the problem is that I'm stuck going forward

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bravesaint
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2015
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I would tell a time travel joke,

but you didn't like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-

You really are a head of your times

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I have a joke about time travel

but you didn't like it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewantedgr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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I was going to post a time travel joke here.

But you didn’t like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommyBVT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I was going to tell a joke about time travel,

But you didn't get it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryptozoophagist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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I was going to tell a joke about time travel

But you guys didn't get it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahh-potatoes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I have a time travel joke

But you didn't like it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corrupted_tissue
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I was going to tell you a joke about time travel.

But you didn't think it was very funny.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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I could tell you a time travel joke...

... But you didn't like it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trtzbass
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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I was going to wire a time travel joke but...

You guys said it was a repost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yoshiofthewire
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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