Sometimes puns are served cold
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Music puns sometimes hit the high notes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/589ca35e1590b
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Sometimes I use big words I don't understand

Just to make me sound more photosynthesis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopites_Roar
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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sometimes i tell Dad jokes..

Sometimes he laughs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8bitPete
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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Big Foot is sometimes confused for Sasquatch

Yeti never complains.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/christiescrubbs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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What do you sometimes find on the face of a volcano?

A must-ash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2021
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Living with my friend Cole can be tough sometimes.

He's got all these really weird rules you have to follow, like whenever you eat cabbage, he insists you have to eat it with mayonnaise.

It's just Cole's law.

(Thought of this one whilst trying to come up with puns to annoy my husband. He abhors dad jokes, and receiving this look -_- means I did a good job.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arthur_nemosnax
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Sometimes I have no words other than…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecurlybuzz
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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Sometimes you wonder what makes a dad joke a dad joke

Well most of the time it involves grass stained new balances and long socks with shorts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/couchpotato363
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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Sometimes I struggle to crack eggs, but sometimes..

They Break-fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTayloceraptor
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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Sometimes Sundays are really sad, but I noticed today that they are never the saddest of the week

The day before is always a sadder day

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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We all feel like this sometimes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Eegee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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Sometimes, I just can’t remember a specific part of a song.

Maybe it just isn’t note-worthy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sudoku12
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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Sometimes I like to tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

That’s just how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucille68
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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What starts with an β€œO” and ends with β€œnions” and sometimes make you cry?

Opinions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sayan_dutta7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Discord chats sometimes have gold
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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In Sweden, footraces sometimes start a short distance away from the country’s eastern border.

The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Bigfoot sometimes gets mistaken for Sasquatch...

Yeti doesn't mind at all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaos_Rob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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Life just isn't fair sometimes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Sometimes you just gotta do it.

Friend: What's with all the self discipline and religious tendencies?

Me: For the ascetic

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Ngl, it’s kinda hard sometimes to have a penis
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tooting-Orca
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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sometimes I don't want to Git it reddit.com/gallery/m2d8as
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πŸ‘€︎ u/juicecarver
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, occasionally has 12 letters, always has 6 letters, and never has 5 letters.

But nothing tops a cheese pizza.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustAnIdea3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Oh laundry, sometimes I feel like our first president

Because I am washing-a-ton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XTREME-GAMER26
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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My wife asked me, β€œAre you sometimes surprised as to how little people change?”

I said, β€œActually, the process is the same. Apart from their tiny clothes.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Sometimes people go fishing to catch something.

Sometimes people go fishing to catch something.

And sometimes they go just for the halibut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glowing-fishSCL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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You know sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked.

But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueGI55
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who only dated women named Esther, sometimes more than one at a time?

He identified as poly-Esther

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teddlasso
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Why do old pirates sometimes walk with a limp?

Arrrthritis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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English sucks sometimes πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mohammed_ziyadh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I sometimes wish I had invented the shovel

It was a real groundbreaking invention

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiloTheCat101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Conversations about mythical creatures can sometimes drag on
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToxianLeader
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Sometimes it’s hard to lego
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssigea
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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You know I hate engineer students sometimes

For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself unemployed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worthrone11160606
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Sometimes late at night

I look up at the twinkling sky and whisper,

"You guys are the real stars."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rickthecabbie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Sometimes, I stop and reflect on last year.

As they say, hindsight is 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmacatma
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Sometimes, when you find yourself walking through a shallow pool for no reason...

...you have to stop and ask yourself what you’re wading for...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sully1227
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Sometimes John Wick likes to kill quietly.

He piano reaves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neopera
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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People can be really salty sometimes.

It's because they don't want to garnish their reputation..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShapedHam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What does a tree never do but sometimes have?

Leaves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeoLittlebook
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Sometimes I wonder if

the website of Diabetes Support Groups ask for cookies?

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Sometimes, I wake up grumpy.

Sometimes, she wakes me up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legitimate-Hair
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I feel bad for pet rocks sometimes....

Why do people take rocks for granited?

I just hope mine doesn't dieorite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whoisapotato
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Sometimes I use big words I don’t fully understand.

It makes me sound more photosynthesis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EliteCombatWombat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Sometimes I squat down, hold my knees to my chest, and lean forward

Because that’s how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cleverless
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward

That's just how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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What starts with 'O' and ends with 'nions' and sometimes make you cry?

Opinions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963Jan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Bigfoot sometimes gets confused with Sasquatch...

Yeti never complains... πŸ€”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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You know I hate engineer students sometimes.

For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself the next hitler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worthrone11160606
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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