Sometimes puns are served cold
Music puns sometimes hit the high notes
Sometimes I use big words I don't understand
Just to make me sound more photosynthesis
sometimes i tell Dad jokes..
Big Foot is sometimes confused for Sasquatch
What do you sometimes find on the face of a volcano?
Living with my friend Cole can be tough sometimes.
He's got all these really weird rules you have to follow, like whenever you eat cabbage, he insists you have to eat it with mayonnaise.
It's just Cole's law.
(Thought of this one whilst trying to come up with puns to annoy my husband. He abhors dad jokes, and receiving this look -_- means I did a good job.)
Sometimes I have no words other than…
Sometimes you wonder what makes a dad joke a dad joke
Well most of the time it involves grass stained new balances and long socks with shorts
Sometimes I struggle to crack eggs, but sometimes..
Sometimes Sundays are really sad, but I noticed today that they are never the saddest of the week
The day before is always a sadder day
We all feel like this sometimes
Sometimes, I just can’t remember a specific part of a song.
Maybe it just isn’t note-worthy.
Sometimes I like to tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
What starts with an “O” and ends with “nions” and sometimes make you cry?
Discord chats sometimes have gold
In Sweden, footraces sometimes start a short distance away from the country’s eastern border.
The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.
Bigfoot sometimes gets mistaken for Sasquatch...
Yeti doesn't mind at all.
Life just isn't fair sometimes
Sometimes you just gotta do it.
Friend: What's with all the self discipline and religious tendencies?
Me: For the ascetic
Ngl, it’s kinda hard sometimes to have a penis
What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, occasionally has 12 letters, always has 6 letters, and never has 5 letters.
But nothing tops a cheese pizza.
Oh laundry, sometimes I feel like our first president
Because I am washing-a-ton
My wife asked me, “Are you sometimes surprised as to how little people change?”
I said, “Actually, the process is the same. Apart from their tiny clothes.”
Sometimes people go fishing to catch something.
Sometimes people go fishing to catch something.
And sometimes they go just for the halibut.
You know sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked.
But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking.
Did you hear about the guy who only dated women named Esther, sometimes more than one at a time?
He identified as poly-Esther
Why do old pirates sometimes walk with a limp?
English sucks sometimes 😂
I sometimes wish I had invented the shovel
It was a real groundbreaking invention
Conversations about mythical creatures can sometimes drag on
Sometimes it’s hard to lego
You know I hate engineer students sometimes
For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself unemployed.
Sometimes late at night
I look up at the twinkling sky and whisper,
"You guys are the real stars."
Sometimes, I stop and reflect on last year.
As they say, hindsight is 2020.
Sometimes, when you find yourself walking through a shallow pool for no reason...
...you have to stop and ask yourself what you’re wading for...
Sometimes John Wick likes to kill quietly.
People can be really salty sometimes.
It's because they don't want to garnish their reputation..
What does a tree never do but sometimes have?
Sometimes I wonder if
the website of Diabetes Support Groups ask for cookies?
Sometimes, I wake up grumpy.
Sometimes, she wakes me up.
I feel bad for pet rocks sometimes....
Why do people take rocks for granited?
I just hope mine doesn't dieorite.
Sometimes I use big words I don’t fully understand.
It makes me sound more photosynthesis.
Sometimes I squat down, hold my knees to my chest, and lean forward
Because that’s how I roll.
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward
What starts with 'O' and ends with 'nions' and sometimes make you cry?
Bigfoot sometimes gets confused with Sasquatch...
Yeti never complains... 🤔
You know I hate engineer students sometimes.
For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself the next hitler
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