Tel Puns

A list of puns related to "Tel"

My friend started a java joint run by himself in Tel Aviv...

It's call HeBrews Coffee.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 28 2019
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One of my buddies living in Tel Aviv just got evicted.

The struggle Israel!

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
📅︎ Dec 17 2016
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Where does Santa stay on vacation?

A ho ho ho-tel

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👤︎ u/theBfrye
📅︎ Dec 10 2018
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What does Moses like to do in his free time?

Tel-e-vision

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👤︎ u/i_redd_it_already_
📅︎ Dec 26 2018
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My dad was talking to a piece of bread.

He was supposedly calling his sister when I interrupted him.

As I went to ask him about something, he said...

"What do you want? I'm using the tel-loaf-hone!!"

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👤︎ u/Pokefan993
📅︎ Oct 29 2015
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