A man posted a picture of a burnt chicken he was trying to cook and said

"Burnt 300 Calories today!"

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👤︎ u/SonEf_Adam
📅︎ May 28 2020
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He has a valid point.
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101 IQ people may decipher this!!
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👤︎ u/don_gv
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Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
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