11 Hilarious Vel Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you call crows that stick close together?

Velcrows

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👤︎ u/timbillyosu

📅︎ Mar 19 2021

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My 2 pet birds got stuck together, so I took them to the vets to see what they could do.

Apparently, he couldn't do anything, because it was just....

Toucan-fusing.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Mar 29 2021

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What do you call birds that stick together?

Vel-Crows

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👤︎ u/reefer_rat

📅︎ Nov 22 2020

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How do you get a murder of crows to stick together?

Vel-crow

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle

📅︎ Jun 09 2020

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I was birdwatching with my son, and asked if he knew what kind of birds stick together...

"Um... ducks?"

"No, Vel Crows."

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👤︎ u/koravel

📅︎ Apr 09 2018

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What do you get when you cross dinosaur DNA with Pig DNA?

Tyrana-ShortRibs Rex. It's a close relative of the VelSausage Raptor.

Basically all of them become Swine-o-saurs.

You can find them at Jurassic Pork.

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👤︎ u/NealSr

📅︎ Sep 28 2015

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What do you call birds that stick together?

Vel-crows

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👤︎ u/alliswellinnz

📅︎ Oct 05 2019

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What do you call two birds that stick together?

Vel-crow

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👤︎ u/slaw9

📅︎ Sep 03 2019

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What do you call birds that stick together...

Vel-crows.

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👤︎ u/LetsGoMets34

📅︎ Oct 27 2018

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What do you call birds that stick together?

Vel-crows

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👤︎ u/takes_joke_literally

📅︎ Oct 19 2016

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Which birds like to stick together?

Vel-crows

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👤︎ u/paper_paws

📅︎ Mar 03 2016

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