A list of puns related to "Velocity"
If it had direction, it would be called βVelocityβ.
He achieved ESCAPE VELOCITY
It's called Velocity.
A velocity raptor
A physicist, an engineer and a statistician go on a hunting trip. They see a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance to the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, he fires but misses five feet to the left.
The engineer says he forgot to account for the wind, takes the rifle, aims and misses five feet to the right. The statistician claps and says "we got him!".
It really makes my day.
Velocity-raptor.
Terminal velocity.
Then they're always at Escape velocity.
Fortunately, she was just calculating velocity.
I said "velocity" and hung up
I think she wants to calculate velocity.
This all mainly involves my actions and thinking to myself.
So I'm cutting my nails with clippers, the clipping seem to travel at a pretty high velocity then cut.
anyway, at one moment I had the clippers facing away from me, meaning my nails were pointing at me. When I cut, the clipping flew up and hit me on the eyelid, felt very close to going in.
That's when I thought:
"Shit, I almost nailed myself in the eye"
While sailing in the Caribbean this week, were were deep into a discussion about true wind and apparent wind.
True wind is the vector (speed and direction) that the wind is actually blowing. Apparent wind is the resultant vector of adding true wind and the velocity of the boat.
>So what is the kid wind?
I asked "What's relative velocity?" He replied "It's when your uncle runs faster than you"
A velocity raptor.
What happens when he loses control?
He T-Rex.
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