Escape Velocity Puns

A list of puns related to "Escape Velocity"

How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?

He achieved ESCAPE VELOCITY

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👤︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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Why do rocket scientists like Ford crossovers?

Then they're always at Escape velocity.

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👤︎ u/Deltigre
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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