"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
Black Widow-- cause she's Russian
Hustle, Sleuth.
A Russian...
It's time consuming
I said "Because you're Russian me."
Son: “no dad, we’re walking late.”
... Russian.
Dad: You're an ambulance.
So I told him it might not mean much to you but it does to me.
No rush at all. Isle Wight.
She didn't want to be late for her chlorination.
An urgent tina
They had to get backs to work.
He had pressing matters to attend
Because it's important that everyone sticks to the plan.
Rushians
A moustache.
All I said was hurry up some of us have homes to go to...
Dad: Son, you never had any, because you're not a doctor.
Not having much knowledge of the animals, he asks the owner to show him around and tell him about different breeds. "Sure, let's go," says the owner, and brings him over to the paddocks.
"So a lot depends on what you want the animal for," he says, and gestures to a powerful stallion running laps. "Over there, you've got your Type A horse: strong, fast, and a little unpredictable, but great if you want to get somewhere in a hurry."
"I think that'd be a little much for me," the man says, and the owner nods, then brings him over to see a mare quietly chomping at some hay in the shade. "This is a Type B horse - tends to be quiet and they're good companions, but not much for doing work."
The man pauses to think about what he wants the animal for, then looks over at a nearby pond and sees a horse swimming and diving over and over again. "What the heck is that one doing?" he asks the owner. "Oh, him? That's a C horse."
They scramble!
He’s gotta go to the Batroom.
I had an idea to start an Indian fast food restaurant. I’d call it “Hurry with the Curry”.
Unfortunately, my wife said it was a naan-starter.
I heard Tolstoi’s R Us is going out of business.
but all the flight schools I call hang up on me when I ask if they offer crash courses.
A swift tailor.
Quit Stalin or I'll have to be Russian over here.
Does anyone know how I can get hold of Taylor Swift?
Dad: hurry up! Me: I’m coming! Dad: so is Christmas!
Oof this is a bad post
Because, he had a hurry cane.
Must be why they call them hurry-canes.
“I’ve gotta take a dump-a dump dump!”
He turned to me and asked, "wouldn't driving there be quicker?"
He replied, "Quit Russian me!"
When I went into the kitchen I noticed this near-empty spice bottle, when I realized what it was I had to hurry into the living room before the haircut as I pulled out this classic line with the bottle in-hand.
“We have to hurry! I didn’t realize we were running out of thyme!”
I felt like the universe planted that perfectly for me.
I learned from the best, then I cut his hair.
He was Russian.
It's very TIME CONSUMING
He had to go to the Batroom.
Black Widow. Shes Russian.
