I guess they were a little short-staffed
Better latte than never I suppose
Had potential to misfire but worked perfectly.
Also, the other day my wife left a Monster energy drink under her bed, and we waited for her to come and ask "ok who put this monster under my bed?"
It is so much more fun when you’re cheating on your wife
But Bill Nye never showed. The surprise party was ruined.
She said she didn't remember.
I asked her if it was around tooth hurty!
She got mad and hit me in the arm and stopped talking to me for a while.
Totally worth it.
Then it dawned on me
I know this is probably old but I've waited years to do this...
Went to computer shop to buy a network cable and the assistant (female) asked how long I wanted it....
I want to keep it! I said.
Jeez, if looks could kill, my head would have exploded there and then.
Totally worth it though.. :-)
That restaurant needs to mind their peas and queues.
I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”
One of our twins was up all night, going from 0 to full on screaming. However, after about the 5th time, something popped in my head, and just wouldn't leave. So, this morning, after breakfast, I land this one on her.
>Me: So, I think Twin1 should hang with Bob Marley some time.
>Her: Oh?
>Me: Yeah, he was a wailer all night.
>Her: Exhausted silence.
Yesterday, we had a birthday for my daughter. Her cupcakes had her nickname (Mae, like mine) on three, a letter per cupcake. She ate the A.
Around 10ish this morning I realized only M and E were left. So I knew exactly what I wanted to do..
When my son came home from school, he asked what after school snack was.
Me "I was gonna say cupcakes, but they have my name on them"
Him "...M and E?"
Me "uh, yeah. That's ME."
That
This.
I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”
