I was standing in line waiting to have my hair cut, when I noticed that no one had started a fire yet.
I thought, "This is a shit barber queue."
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
Thousands of people are waiting outside of Nadame Tussauds in London
They are waiting to get waxinated...
Edit: misspelled Madame, but can't change the title
Ive been waiting for one entire year for this moment
My dog just lazes around all day waiting for his next meal to be delivered.
While waiting for a school-related live stream, me and my friend decided to throw words at each other and make puns out of them. This is one of my most proudest puns.
I'm tired of waiting for my PA to finish my return
It's really taxing my nerves.
The nurse tells the doctor: "There's an invisible man in the waiting room."
The doctor replies: "Tell him I can't see him now."
I arrived early to the restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said no.
Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.
My son and I were waiting at a train crossing. He tells me "that train looks bigger than I remember"
So I say, "It's been training"
I am waiting to recover from injuries caused by a small sharp tool:
Nurse: Sorry for the waiting
My dad: No problem, I'm patient
No matter how bad his career gets, why will you not see Rick Astley waiting tables?
Because he'll never run around and dessert you.
My dad is eagerly waiting for the 1st Jan 2021
So he can say "I have not seen you since last year"
I was anxiously waiting to hear the result of the Worst Bad Habit Awards
What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?
This joke actually has two answers:
A Hairline or A Barbecue (barber-que)
Waiting for my girlfriend to get home
Joe sure is patient when it comes to waiting for the results of the election
All I hear is Joe Biden his time till the results are finalized!
I stood, rubbing a piece of plywood that was leaning against the wall, waiting for someone to notice.
“What are you doing, dad?”
I sigh a long, heavy sigh.
“Not much, just feeling board.”
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
I asked a German girl for her number and I'm still waiting for the rest of the numbers
Why was singer waiting at the front door?
He didn't have the right key and didn't know when to come in
Who do you go see when you've got no signal in the waiting room?
Nurse: Sorry for waiting
14 year old son: don’t worry, I’m patient.
Me: proudly crying.
Nurse: Hi patient, I’m nurse
There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.
Their next car is Elon gated.
Four men are sitting in a hospital waiting room because their wives are all giving birth,
A nurse comes up to the first man and says, “Congratulations! You are the proud father of a pair of twins!”
“That’s funny...” the man said, “I work for Twin Peaks!”
Another nurse comes into the room and goes to the second man and says, “Congratulations! Your wife has just given birth to triplets!”
“That’s funny...” the second man said, “ I work for the 3M company!”
Yet another nurse comes into the room and says to the third man, “Congratulations! Your wife has just given birth to quadruplets!”
“That’s so funny...” said the third man, “I work at the Four Seasons Hotel!”
The last man is groaning and whining in obvious agony, “What’s wrong?” the other men ask.
“I work at Seven Eleven.” He replied.
Happy Fathers Day!
Waiting for the parade to start;
Someone says, let’s get this show on the road.
After waiting for an hour at the doctor's office the nurse came by and said sorry for the wait...
To which I replied, "No problem, I'm patient."
What do you call several barbie dolls waiting in line?
As a doctor, whenever I hear someone crying from the waiting room that they want to get a lollipop and go home, I think to myself
They must be a little patient.
My wife and I were recently hospitalized for very severe, persistent headaches. After a few hours of testing and waiting
I informed my wife that we had ourgrains
While waiting in the lobby of a Chinese restaurant, Don was admiring a painting on the wall of a Chinese sailing vessel and said to his friend Mike: “Isn’t that a great looking ship?” Mike replied:
I was waiting for my wife at the airport, when I saw that she was ringing me.
I picked it up and she said sorrowfully, "I didn't make the plane."
"That's fine, honey," I replied. "You know nothing about construction."
Finally, I have something to snack on while im waiting for iCloud to backup!
The crossover event we’ve all been waiting for.
My therapist hates it when I stand in the corner of the waiting room, blowing air at people.
It’s annoying, but I’m a big fan.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you
I walked into a bar and there was a whole line of people waiting to take a swing at me.
I guess you could call that a punch line
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?
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