I am at the waiting room of the doctor’s office, wondering when my girlfriend’s checkup will be over.

Sitting at the Doc of the Bae, wasting time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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The nurse tells the doctor: "There's an invisible man in the waiting room."

The doctor replies: "Tell him I can't see him now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_L_v_e_S
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Who do you go see when you've got no signal in the waiting room?

The receptionist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeftyPackage
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Four men are sitting in a hospital waiting room because their wives are all giving birth,

A nurse comes up to the first man and says, β€œCongratulations! You are the proud father of a pair of twins!”

β€œThat’s funny...” the man said, β€œI work for Twin Peaks!”

Another nurse comes into the room and goes to the second man and says, β€œCongratulations! Your wife has just given birth to triplets!”

β€œThat’s funny...” the second man said, β€œ I work for the 3M company!”

Yet another nurse comes into the room and says to the third man, β€œCongratulations! Your wife has just given birth to quadruplets!”

β€œThat’s so funny...” said the third man, β€œI work at the Four Seasons Hotel!”

The last man is groaning and whining in obvious agony, β€œWhat’s wrong?” the other men ask.

β€œI work at Seven Eleven.” He replied.

Happy Fathers Day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NighTraiN7804
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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As a doctor, whenever I hear someone crying from the waiting room that they want to get a lollipop and go home, I think to myself

They must be a little patient.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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My therapist hates it when I stand in the corner of the waiting room, blowing air at people.

It’s annoying, but I’m a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I know a guy who sells chairs designed for use in waiting rooms. He has a very high-level position.

He's the chair man of the bored.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wdn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2017
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A patient bursts into a doctor’s office, "Doctor, I believe I'm a deck of cards!" The doctor calmly replies, "Go sit in the waiting room, please, I'll be dealing with you later." short-funny.com/best-puns…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2017
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A man ran through the waiting room, barged into the doctors office and said "Doctor, help me quick I've swallowed a pool ball."

The doctor looked at him crossly, pointed out of the door and said "get to the end of the cue!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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β€œDoctor, there is an invisible man in the waiting room”

β€œTell him I can’t see him right now”

(Told to me by my daughter while eating)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/auto2579
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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My SO sprained her ankle last night. After a few hours waiting in the emergency room we were sent to the radiology for an X-Ray!

I told her to break a leg.

^(I just had to share this. For what it was worth, I made her smile, like an upset "I don't want to laugh at this moment, but I can't help it" kind of smile, and that's what counts. Luckily there were no fractured bones.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patrick_the_Saint
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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I am writing a book about the anxious tomato in the waiting room during the birth of his first child.

It's entitled "The Tomato Paced"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mewlingquimlover
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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What did the vampire doctor shout out in his waiting room?

Necks, please!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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The table in a waiting room where they have magazines for you to browse is a periodical table.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirUtnut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2015
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Found this in the waiting room

Wonder how much time it takes to read through it

http://imgur.com/C8lpKxK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nuclfusion4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2017
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Overheard a good one in the waiting room

I was sat a few seats away from a man and his son/grandson and he was testing the kid on his math.

Man: "what's 2+2"
Kid: "4"
Man: "what's 4+4"
Kid: "8"
Man: what's 8+8"
Kid: "16"

This continued all the way up to 2048

Man: "okay then... if you have two yards, what have you got?"
Kid: "umm.... two metres?... a metre?"
Man: "no, you have a back yard and a front yard"

I let out a little chuckle but the kid didn't seem to enjoy it as much

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benji9t3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2014
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Heard this in the hospital waiting room today.

I was in the waiting room of a small hospital this morning, with about 4-5 other people. The waiting room is in a temporary location while the main waiting room is being renovated, and the ladies behind the desk couldn't see if someone came in and took a number. I had number 10, and after waiting about 5-10 minutes and not being called, I went to the desk and she helped me. She then asked me what number I had taken, and I told her 10. She yells out "Are there any numbers below 10?!" And just at that moment, one of the male nurses came around the corner, into her office and said "Yeah, there's 9, 8, a whole bunch of them actually!" All of us in the waiting room let out a collective groan and secretly hoped we would have him as our triage nurse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majingrim
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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Every time I go to my therapist, I stand in one corner of the waiting room, blowing air at people.

Everyone hates it, but I’m a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Nurse comes in and tells the doctor "There's a man in the waiting room who thinks he's invisible. What should I tell him?" The doctor says...

"Tell him I can't see him!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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"Doctor, there's a man in your waiting room who claims he's invisible."

"Tell him I can't see him."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wingman4l7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2015
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