As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, β€œHoney?”

She gasped audibly and said, β€œYeah?”

I said, β€œHelp! My knee is made of magnets!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Why doesn't a schizophrenic get scared on watching a horror movie?

He knows that he is not alone.

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I've just finished watching a documentary about beavers...

Best dam show I've ever seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Are you all watching the tests?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arabindamuley33
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Sitting around watching the birds crowd around the bird feeder,

My brother says, "Someone must have left a good Yelp review." I said, "Yeah, somebody tweeted about it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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If you had a choice of eating your lunch outside or watching the Nickelodeon network, what would you do?

I’d Pick Nick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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You know the problem with watching someone play a racing game?

Too many spoilers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wofguy3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I was watching an EzPz vid on r/Im14andthisisdeep, and thought I'd make a meme.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KAM_Kayla
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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What do you call watching 2 Hallmark movies back to back?

The Extended cut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xngamer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Finally got around to watching the whole β€œBack to the Future” trilogy!

It’s about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bskizzy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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After watching me read β€œWar and Peace”, my son asked me, β€œDad, why is the book so thick?”

Me: Well, it’s ......a long story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German man are all watching a street performer

The street performer notices the four men are very far to the back and cannot see, so he stands on a box and continues his performance while asking, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes."

"Oui."

"Si."

"Ja."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Just finished watching a documentary on how Kool-Aid was made

It was stirring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martianrome
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Was watching a shark movie, when suddenly it ended unexpectedly

β€˜Fin’

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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"Hey, Ronald McDonald - been watching any good clown movies?"

Ronald: I'm loving "IT"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ballroomaddict
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Are you watching?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kacsaminator
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I started watching what i eat.

So far it looks delicious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I was watching an Australian cooking show the other day

Every time the chef made a meringue, the audience clapped. I was confused. I always thought Australians boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I started watching a really good show about how wooden ships are made

It’s riveting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CuteBearLegs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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After watching Hubie Halloween I realized that every Adam Sandler movie takes place in the same universe.

Unfortunately, it's the one we live in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/csteelatgburg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Shush I'm watching the comedian

Oh wait i mean the president

Creds to my dad for that joke

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn after 24 hours

So they called it a day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kobykins
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I'm closely watching how this contested election affects the volatility of the stock markets.

I call it the "Al Gore Rhythm" method.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickShaw530
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.

Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baileywiki
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I was watching some Gordan Ramsay edits and I gotta say

they look edible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebatm3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I hate watching YouTube on my old monitor. It's all laggy and slow, it just...

It just hertz a little.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaBreece_742
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I was watching a series about crushed tomatoes but I fell asleep.

Now I have to ketchup.

edit: my boyfriend is incredibly proud of his joke so this became my first reddit post

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_misstntx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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A father catches his son watching Twilight by himself.

The boy says, "Dad, it isn't what it looks like!"

His father laughs heartily and sits down next to him.

"Boy," he says, "you can watch Twilight once."

"Really? You don't mind?"

"Of course not, but remember if you ever watch it again..."

His smile vanishes in an instant.

"...it's a Pattinson."

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Watching a little tadpole swim around from one stage of life to another is fascinating.

I just love watching the frogress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardwithablog
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all watching a street performer doing some amazing juggling

The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor few of the show. So, the juggler stands on a wooden box and asks, β€œCan you all see me now?”

β€œYes” β€œOui” β€œSi” β€œJa”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jtrad_24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I started a job watching hourglasses just to check if the correct amount of time was passing for them.

But recently I’ve been bringing in model airplanes so I can make the hourglasses passengers and watch time fly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I was watching a live performance when the floor gave way and one of the actors fell through. My wife asked if I thought they were ok.

I said I’m sure they’re fine, it’s just a stage they’re going through.

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Made it while watching BvS. Idk why people hate it, it's a good movie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazertheRedditer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I feel like my cold room is watching me.

It’s sending chills down my spine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.

It's a shame that it only has four seasons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MerlinOfRed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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So I just got back from watching the new Christopher Nolan movie. Here's my short review..

Tenet of ten.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Digitek50
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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My kids were watching a show about identical twins re-united after being separated at birth, and in disbelief that they were wearing matching outfits when they met up.

I said, well, they do have the same genes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zion2199
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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My ex told me she was watching the "Peaky Blenders". So here we are...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Narrator-voice
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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My wife and 2yo were just watching Paw Patrol. There is a cow mooing into a cell phone to video chat with the team to ask for help for a cat stuck on the roof.

I told my wife "That cat would have way more grip on roof shingles and I expect more I realism from talking cartoon cows. This is "UDDERLY" ridiculous."

She may have buried her head and avoided eye contact for a bit. I was proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trich101
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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After watching Star Wars, my friend on tumblr told me he identifies as The Force

I guess that makes him a ForceKin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...

...Australians usually boo meringue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I was watching an Australian cooking show ...

... and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue.

I was shocked when I found out that Australians usually boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deerollz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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I was watching an Australian cooking show when the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.

I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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I was watching an Australian cooking show...

And the audience clapped when the chef made meringue. I was surprised as Australians normally boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhatDaddi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I was watching an Australian show and the audience applauded when the host made a lemon meringue.

I was confused because I thought Australians usually boo meringue.

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I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue

I was quite surprised, as Australians normally boo meringue.

Originally posted by u/knowthe_numbers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_methematician
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.

I was surprised. Usually Australians boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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