If you think 2020 was bad, just wait a couple of years.

Because 2022 is 2020 too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I can't wait to go back and dig up parts of Fort Wayne.

I'm having an Indiana Jones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterwill
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Last Thursday my son was moping around and I told him, if you think Thursdays are sad, just wait two more days. He asked why?

Because it'll be sadder day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypeaze
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I can’t wait for New Years Eve

So on January 1st I can say β€œI guess hindsight is 2020!”

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Wait, if you slap Dwayne Johnson’s butt

Do you hit Rock Bottom?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyle9490
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.

Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Now you just wait there a damn second friend.. a little birdie has just informed me that you are in fact a mime

Ya don’t say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Wait a minute
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForceIsSleeping
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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A lumberjack walks into an enchanted forest. As he goes to chop down a tree, it calls out. "Wait, don't chop me down. I'm a talking tree!"

The lumberjack smiles. "And you will dialogue."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReaperWright88
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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There is a couple, that always waits in front of orphanages before they open.

They're better known as the early adopters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/starfoolGER
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Why did the president-elect wait so long before deciding to run for president?

He was just Biden his time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xd1936
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I had to wait in line for 20 minutes just to buy some really cheap toilet paper

It was a pain in the ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imkindaspiffy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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A man was chopping down a tree but was surprised when the tree suddenly exclaimed, "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"

then he responded, "And you will dialogue!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chopinsbach
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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The doctor was taking a while so he said: Sorry for the wait

I respond: no problem I’m patient

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragonflame716
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Just.... wait for it. v.redd.it/15mvnev4gbq51
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MandyMakesIt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Now that the Fall is officially here, I can't wait to make tons of extra money gathering leaves..

.. last year I raked it in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Wait, its all beans?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/funky555
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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i can't wait to go to Hawaii

I know for sure that i will get leid upon arrival

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Trump and Pence were preparing to leave the Whitehouse for a big rally. When the helicopter arrived, Trump wasn't ready yet, so Pence asked: "Do you want me to wait for you Mr. President?" ...

"No Mike, you fly on ahead and I'll catch up later".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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U wait till u see mine !
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satwik_Pandey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Devil puns anyone? Lol also promoting Lucifer huhu can’t wait
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJSaporno
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Just wait until you aunt marries Robert,

And Bob’s your uncle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zachpledger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Holed Up βœ‹ Wait a minute
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJSaporno
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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A lumberjack was out cutting down trees in the forest one day. He went to swing his axe and the tree screamed "WAIT! I'M A TALKING TREE!!!!"

The lumberjack looked up at the tree and paused saying "well, you may be a talking tree, but I'll see that you die a log!"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Mom: "The line was too long, I wasn't going to wait" Me: "Well I have patience, something that you don't"

Dad: "She works at a doctor's office, of course she has patients"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quiixoticelixer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Doctor: Sorry for the long wait.

Dad: No worries. I'm patient.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I can't wait until the pandemic is over, and I can see the pun-based show my local theater troupe has been rehearsing.

It's a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xero19
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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My wife and I recently had a child on accident. We didn't want a child at all as we are rather young and wanted to wait a few years. He was born yesterday at the whopping weight of 8 kilos.

We've made a massive mistake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxygenatedair66
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Why do melons have to wait so long to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChildishHambino11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Haha ... wait a minute
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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhhhhhh_username
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Wait wait, they've got a point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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After waiting for an hour at the doctor's office the nurse came by and said sorry for the wait...

To which I replied, "No problem, I'm patient."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypeaze
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I can’t wait for Halloween this year!

Everyone will be wearing masks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegendaryBroku
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Can't wait for this travel ban to lift. Prague would be my number one choice..

.. Dying to Czech it out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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wait for it...
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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wait-a-melon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/djadmn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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When you wait for the waiter, you become the waiter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarshmelloFan135
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Wait until he hears about the doors.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lams1d
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Just wait until you hit the drop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KetoSaiba
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, β€œWait! I’m a talking tree!"

The lumberjack grinned and said: β€œAnd you will dialogue.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Tree before it gets cut down: wait! I'm a talking tree!

Lumberjack: and you will dialogue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days.

It will be a sadder day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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I can’t wait until hindsight....

Is 2020

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Tree: wait I’m a talking tree!!

Lumberjack: yes, and you will dialogue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealChai1554
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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A lumberjack was about to cut off a tree when it suddenly said "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"

The lumberjack then said: "And you will dialogue."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/detharos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Nurse: Sorry For Making You Have To Wait

Dad: No Problem, I'm Patient

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LavaWolf800
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Nurse : Sorry for the wait

Don't worry, i'm patient.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackPawKiaw
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I can’t wait for this year to be over

Then I can say β€œhindsight’s 2020”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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