I tried to talk to two strangers today and they both whisked their hands at me and told me to get lost.
I guess you could say I got a brand new pair of shoos.
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︎ Mar 20 2019
Itβs a sad day but my kitchenaid mixer motor has finally died. I couldnβt whisk for a batter friend.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Whisk Alifa (Wiz Khalifa)
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︎ Dec 25 2020
He didn't wanna whisk it.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
big whisk taker
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︎ Sep 13 2020
When whisking something, do it with caution.
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︎ Apr 16 2020
She took a risk and bought a whisk. Someone shared this in a Weird Secondhand Finds group on fb.
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︎ Sep 08 2019
Don't use raw milk to make butter
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Shoplifting is illegal, but that's whisk I'm willing to take
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︎ May 25 2019
I stole some kitchen appliances from my mate...
It was dangerous but worth the whisk
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︎ Mar 25 2021
The man knew it was wrong to steal from a kitchen. But it was a whisk he was willing to take.
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︎ Nov 25 2019
I have a friend that steals hand-held kitchen tools in broad daylight.
Hes quite the whisk taker
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︎ Mar 07 2021
What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
So I was scrambling some eggs this morning and if you know me, I like my eggs real scrambled. So I was going at these eggs hard, using all of my muscle to whisk these bad boys, when suddenly my arm goes numb and I passed out.
I guess you could say I βover-eggxertedβ myself.
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︎ Jan 14 2019
My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
[X-post r/comics] Whisk Management
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︎ Dec 08 2014
I recently robbed a kitchen hardware store...
It was dangerous but worth the whisk.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Did you hear about the riot in the whisk factory?
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︎ Jan 29 2018
I robbed a cookery shop last night...
To make it big, you've got to take some whisks.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
I asked my daughter to hand me a whisk...
"Here, but the handle is broken" she said. To which I replied, "That's a whisk I'm willing to take
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︎ Oct 05 2016
My wife told me it's too dangerous to put away dishes in the dark
I said "it's a whisk I'm willing to take"
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Chris Ubank just advised me to shop lift some kitchen utensils
He said, if I wanted to make it big, I would have to take some whisks.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
I get a thrill out of stealing kitchen utensils
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︎ Dec 10 2020
What do you call a person who can't stop stealing kitchen supplies?
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Father-in-law posted a picture of him and his wife holding whisks on Christmas day saying, "We whisk you a Merry Christmas!"
His wife just rolled her eyes when I mentioned it.
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︎ Dec 28 2014
Two guys were fighting. One with a whisk, the other with a beater.
They were having an eggs utensil conflict
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︎ Dec 19 2016
My wife told me to stop stealing her kitchen utensils or else.
But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.
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︎ Aug 31 2020
My wife is always threatening to harm me if I keep stealing her kitchen utensils...
but thatβs a wisk Iβm willing to take.
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︎ Mar 06 2020
I robbed a kitchen utensil store
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︎ Aug 31 2020
I stole a mixer from the kitchen in work today
It was a whisk i was willing to take
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︎ Oct 14 2020
My Brother used to Steal from Kitchen Supply Stores..
He was always the whisk-taker in the family.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
I'm trying out this new kitchen set with no egg beater
The says it's a 30 day whisk free trial
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Look! Look at them!
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︎ Oct 07 2018
I got caught stealing kitchen utensils
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︎ Jun 21 2020
There was no fork to stir my eggs, and though my wife asked me not to use it for this purpose
It was a whisk I had to take
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︎ Aug 02 2020
a friend of mine dared me to steal some kitchen supplies
but that just wasn't a whisk I was willing to take
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︎ Aug 09 2020
I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs...
...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Why is it so dangerous to rob a kitchen?
Because you're taking whisks.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Why was the pastry chef nervous about making 100 cakes in a day?
It was a high whisk situation
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︎ Apr 17 2020
I was arrested last week for stealing cooking utensils.
But it was worth the whisk.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
When whisking something, do it with caution.
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︎ Apr 16 2020
I robbed a kitchen utensils shop last night...
To make it big, you gotta take some whisks.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
My family tell me not to steal kitchen utensils
But it's a whisk I'm willing to take
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︎ Jun 22 2020
Roommate: If you keep stealing all my kitchen utensils than I'm moving out!
Me: That's a whisk I'm willing to take.
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︎ Mar 03 2020
I get a thrill from taking kitchen utensils
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︎ May 30 2020
My wife gets upset at me for hiding kitchen utensils.
But thatβs a whisk Iβm willing to take.
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︎ May 15 2018
My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils
But it's a wisk I'm willing to take
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︎ Jul 27 2019
My wife tells me I should never steal kitchen utensils...
...but it's a whisk that I'm willing to take
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︎ Jan 18 2020
my wife warned me not to steal kitchen utensils..
but itβs a whisk in willing to take
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︎ May 11 2020
I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work,
But it was a whisk I was willing to take.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
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