I tried to talk to two strangers today and they both whisked their hands at me and told me to get lost.

I guess you could say I got a brand new pair of shoos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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It’s a sad day but my kitchenaid mixer motor has finally died. I couldn’t whisk for a batter friend.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Whisk Alifa (Wiz Khalifa)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/idc19293
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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He didn't wanna whisk it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThicccNugget
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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big whisk taker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/welcome_matt1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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When whisking something, do it with caution.

It’s whisky business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyCrow07
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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She took a risk and bought a whisk. Someone shared this in a Weird Secondhand Finds group on fb.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/intheautumnof1997
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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Don't use raw milk to make butter

It's not worth the whisk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pointyhead19
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Shoplifting is illegal, but that's whisk I'm willing to take
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jvarblow
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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I stole some kitchen appliances from my mate...

It was dangerous but worth the whisk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MediocreGinga
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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The man knew it was wrong to steal from a kitchen. But it was a whisk he was willing to take.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjbell08
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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I have a friend that steals hand-held kitchen tools in broad daylight.

Hes quite the whisk taker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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So I was scrambling some eggs this morning and if you know me, I like my eggs real scrambled. So I was going at these eggs hard, using all of my muscle to whisk these bad boys, when suddenly my arm goes numb and I passed out.

I guess you could say I β€œover-eggxerted” myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KekMudkip
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.

This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxyCamoCat738
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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[X-post r/comics] Whisk Management
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doodleforfood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2014
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I recently robbed a kitchen hardware store...

It was dangerous but worth the whisk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MediocreGinga
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Did you hear about the riot in the whisk factory?

It caused quite a stir

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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I robbed a cookery shop last night...

To make it big, you've got to take some whisks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I asked my daughter to hand me a whisk...

"Here, but the handle is broken" she said. To which I replied, "That's a whisk I'm willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plottable
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2016
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My wife told me it's too dangerous to put away dishes in the dark

I said "it's a whisk I'm willing to take"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrightHausJon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Chris Ubank just advised me to shop lift some kitchen utensils

He said, if I wanted to make it big, I would have to take some whisks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taff-Price
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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I get a thrill out of stealing kitchen utensils

I'm a whisk taker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What do you call a person who can't stop stealing kitchen supplies?

A whisk taker

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Father-in-law posted a picture of him and his wife holding whisks on Christmas day saying, "We whisk you a Merry Christmas!"

His wife just rolled her eyes when I mentioned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madprofessor8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2014
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Two guys were fighting. One with a whisk, the other with a beater.

They were having an eggs utensil conflict

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πŸ‘€︎ u/naking
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2016
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My wife told me to stop stealing her kitchen utensils or else.

But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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My wife is always threatening to harm me if I keep stealing her kitchen utensils...

but that’s a wisk I’m willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrStinkpinkyPhD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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I robbed a kitchen utensil store

I like to take whisks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I stole a mixer from the kitchen in work today

It was a whisk i was willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jmf95-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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My Brother used to Steal from Kitchen Supply Stores..

He was always the whisk-taker in the family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AhSparaGus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I'm trying out this new kitchen set with no egg beater

The says it's a 30 day whisk free trial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Look! Look at them!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/digdilem
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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I got caught stealing kitchen utensils

It was worth the whisk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thephantomnose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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There was no fork to stir my eggs, and though my wife asked me not to use it for this purpose

It was a whisk I had to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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a friend of mine dared me to steal some kitchen supplies

but that just wasn't a whisk I was willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zayyded
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs...

...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Why is it so dangerous to rob a kitchen?

Because you're taking whisks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chikenfriedchiken
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Why was the pastry chef nervous about making 100 cakes in a day?

It was a high whisk situation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weathermancam12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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I was arrested last week for stealing cooking utensils.

But it was worth the whisk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faiz_Clan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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When whisking something, do it with caution.

It’s whisky business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyCrow07
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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I robbed a kitchen utensils shop last night...

To make it big, you gotta take some whisks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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My family tell me not to steal kitchen utensils

But it's a whisk I'm willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/X_Tbull
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Roommate: If you keep stealing all my kitchen utensils than I'm moving out!

Me: That's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thefullerexpress
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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I get a thrill from taking kitchen utensils

I'm a whisk taker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamudawhale51
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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My wife gets upset at me for hiding kitchen utensils.

But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leww_ap
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils

But it's a wisk I'm willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodMustafi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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My wife tells me I should never steal kitchen utensils...

...but it's a whisk that I'm willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeteuchter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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my wife warned me not to steal kitchen utensils..

but it’s a whisk in willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malenah101
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work,

But it was a whisk I was willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TalisEgg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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