Speedful Puns

I’m slowly getting over it

The speeds for both are now known as "terminal velocity".

If it had direction, it would be called “Velocity”.

The spudometer, of course.

InstaGram

Yakcellerate! (My 5 year old made this up)

I made it in 33, which is record speed.

I'm slowly getting over it.

I'm putting my foot down.

But slowly, I got over it.

They crash and Poop falls out. Shutup runs to the nearby police station asking for help. A policeman asks “What’s your name?” “Shutup” “Excuse me? Where are your manners?” the policeman replies “Out on the road scraping up Poop!”

Nothing, they fast.

Knot gonna lie I think he was mach-ing me.

It has its Ups and its Downs

Because it was two tired

Glancing at the car he was astounded to see that the elderly woman behind the wheel was knitting

The trooper crank down his window and yelled to the driver “pull over”

“No!” yelled the woman “it’s a cardigan”

I know its only 6 words.. but its a start!

or just mething around?

...Vroom vroom.

Because they have mass.

It's called Velocity.

In smiles per hour!

A Russia

I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but I’m slowly getting over them!

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... but I’ll get over it.

Because they're so dodgy.

I 1 O'clock

>!(won a clock)!<

I said to my wife:

"Can't see them selling much ice cream at this speed."

In hulk voice: "hulk tired of just smashing, hulk want meaningful relationship

He was sent to prism.

I guess he was driving uber fast

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