"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"

"Rhino!"

"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."

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Dad joked my friends today

So i recently got glasses and I decided to quote Velma "My glasses My glasses, I can't see without my glasses!" But my friends thought I said Uncle lasses and asked me who was that, to which I replied, he's Ma lasses brother! Oh the groans

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