Tim vine is in my opinion the king of dad jokes.
He’s made a entire career out of Christmas cracker jokes and somehow still makes me laugh.
https://youtu.be/HCn9lkazxjk
The Who once played a show at the mansion of the founder of Tim Hortons
It was the last time Horton heard a Who.
Why is Mark Zuckerberg better than Tim Cook?
A police officer, notorious for bad spelling, is set to interrogate three theives, Tim, Bob, and Joe.
When asked who he thinks will give up the location stolen goods, he replys “Only Time will tell”
How much does Jack from the Tim Burton movie weigh?
If you have two ducks, and one of them is called Tim, what do you call the other one?
My friend Tim the basketball player is so stubborn!
He's always doing things the Hardaway
I tried watching Edward Scissorhands earlier. Turned out it was just a video of Tim Burton getting his hair done.
I then realised I'd picked up the director's cut
Tim worked in a brewery until one day he was fired without notice....
So he went to his boss's office and said, Budweiser?
What did Tim Cook call his camera?
Our friend Tim is a little dyslexic, and hates gossip.
He keeps saying, “It’s TMI.”
I asked Tim Cook what he is cooking right now
An apple pie off course!!!
If tiny Tim was Canadian, what would his name be?
A newsletter from our local MP in West Melbourne, Tim Watts
Magic Johnson is the best porn name of all Tim enjoy affiliated with the industry
'Right Place, Wrong Tim' - starring Asa Butterfield, in a pun filled, horror comedy set in a 90s clock shop
youtube.com/watch?v=f-jsf…
What is an agent who works for Starbucks & Tim Hortons called?
I haven't seen him much but I thought /r/puns would like to have The Punslinger, Tim Vine, on here
Is Tim McGraw a Christian?
If so, I wish he’d share his Faith with me.
First Tim SALMON, and now Mike TROUT?
Is this a baseball game, or a Long John Silvers?!?
What is Tim Burton's favourite measurement?
Tim Hortons, you so punny
Tim Hortons employees are probably tired of this dad joke
> Dad: Can I get a large green tea, nothing in it?
>
> Cashier: You want one large green tea, black?
>
> Dad: No, I want it green!
>
> Cashier: [...]
Of course then he starts laughing his ass off, while she forces a smile and quickly tries to get away.
Friend: "Why did Tim Kaine name his son Woody?" Friend's dad: "Why woody not?"
The funniest joke at this year's Edinburgh Fringe by Tim Vine.
I've decided to sell my Hoover ... well, it was just collecting dust
Ten solid minutes of dad jokes courtesy of the great Tim Vine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00dFzPbzOws
Quote from Tug McGraw, baseball hall-of-famer and father of country singer Tim McGraw
A reporter once asked Tug if he preferred playing on grass or Astroturf
Tug's response: "I don't know, I've never smoked Astroturf"
Tim Duncan dadjokes national television after winning the Finals
"It's been fifteen years since you won your first championship, what is the biggest difference between then and now?"
"15 years probably"
Tim Duncan's the man
Basing this off of memory, don't remember word for word actually
You know what they say about Tiny Tim the speed-walking ant, eh?
Tim Vine is a standup comedian that tells almost exclusively dad jokes.
If you'd like to watch a video of him, here's one, or you could watch him on youtube.
Is this where we talk about Tim Kaine?
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