Do you know mike and jack?

They had a son who went on to become a famous musical star. michal-jack-son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blizzard_Wolf101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Mike Tyson is a religious guy.

He punches people in the faith.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Why didn’t Mike Tyson like Sarah?

Therapist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grames189
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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I heard Mike Tyson will be launching a Christian dedicated social media site.

He's calling it "Faithbook".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chickengun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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How do you get Mike Tyson's attention?

Tell him you're all ears.

[I just thought of this while eating dinner and I'm pretty happy with it. I chuckled, and even my partner didn't sigh her usual sigh!]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zipflop
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I call these my Vice President Mike Pants.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopGovtOfficial
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Why was Mike Tyson Sad at the strip club?

They were clothed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigXris
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Behold! Mike Pumpkence! Real fly included!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/biffpow8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Mike Pompeo is Secretary of State

The β€œstate” is denial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cuntillious
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I recently watched a documentary on Mike Tyson. I had no idea he was so religious...

He kept saying he likes to hit people in the FAITH!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pyrojodge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Mike Rowe Waved
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATacticalBagel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Why does Mike tyson turn into a superhero after lifting weights?

He's thor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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The rapper Mike Jones and a owl walk into a bar.

Who?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heidguy8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What was written on the back of Mike Pence’s head?

Buzz, alight here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ido22
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Why can't Mike Tyson live in the Star Wars universe?

Because it's inhothpitable.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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What do you call a 6 foot man named mike?

Mike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuclearTitian87
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Mike Tyson and I were talking about our friend Sarah who had just gotten into town. I asked, "so, how did she get from L.A. to here?" He replied...

"Theraflu."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Mike Tyson gifted little metal cups to his friends...

When they asked what it meant, he said it was a thimble of friendship!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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What do Mike and Sulley fill their pens with?

Monsters Ink

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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While waiting in the lobby of a Chinese restaurant, Don was admiring a painting on the wall of a Chinese sailing vessel and said to his friend Mike: β€œIsn’t that a great looking ship?” Mike replied:

β€œIt’s junk”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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They're making a longer version of Magic Mike.

It's called Magical Michael.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zakadactyl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Why doesn’t Mike Tyson use a PlayStation?

Because he’s an X-Boxer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebobstu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Mike Tyson ended up in jail for having diarrhea

He mad a meth in the bathroom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Antisocial_gamer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Mike Pencil
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πŸ‘€︎ u/muhhfuckinfudge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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I heard Mike Bloomberg isn't actually social distancing...

He says he stays at 6 feet, but we all know he stands at 5'8".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRoadJackHit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Mike Waz-house key
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mushykiki
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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Mike Waz - house - key !!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satwik_Pandey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Goddammit Mike Pollock
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Groenboys
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Mike Tyson always boasts about being a superhero after a fight

β€œI’m Thor” he says.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brandt610
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Mike Wazowski
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LAST_TO_DIE
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Mike Tyson was thinking the other day.

He yelled out, β€œThomeone help me! I can’t thwim.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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What did Mike Bloomberg do after the speech on dropping out of the presidential race?

Mic drop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Mike Literis is a personal favourite
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarmadkh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Mike Rowe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acadiel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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[OC ]If Mike Rowe had a big brother, what would his name be?

Mac Rowe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PennySaver27
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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What does mike wazowski write with?

Monster's ink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoolBoi82
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Mike Wazowski
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