Do you know mike and jack?
They had a son who went on to become a famous musical star.
michal-jack-son
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Mike Tyson is a religious guy.
He punches people in the faith.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Why didnβt Mike Tyson like Sarah?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
I heard Mike Tyson will be launching a Christian dedicated social media site.
He's calling it "Faithbook".
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︎ Dec 17 2020
How do you get Mike Tyson's attention?
Tell him you're all ears.
[I just thought of this while eating dinner and I'm pretty happy with it. I chuckled, and even my partner didn't sigh her usual sigh!]
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︎ Nov 14 2020
I call these my Vice President Mike Pants.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Why was Mike Tyson Sad at the strip club?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Behold! Mike Pumpkence! Real fly included!
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Mike Pompeo is Secretary of State
The βstateβ is denial
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I recently watched a documentary on Mike Tyson. I had no idea he was so religious...
He kept saying he likes to hit people in the FAITH!!!
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Mike Rowe Waved
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Why does Mike tyson turn into a superhero after lifting weights?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
The rapper Mike Jones and a owl walk into a bar.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What was written on the back of Mike Penceβs head?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Why can't Mike Tyson live in the Star Wars universe?
Because it's inhothpitable.
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︎ Aug 04 2020
What do you call a 6 foot man named mike?
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Mike Tyson and I were talking about our friend Sarah who had just gotten into town. I asked, "so, how did she get from L.A. to here?" He replied...
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Mike Tyson gifted little metal cups to his friends...
When they asked what it meant, he said it was a thimble of friendship!
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︎ Jun 05 2020
What do Mike and Sulley fill their pens with?
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︎ May 29 2020
While waiting in the lobby of a Chinese restaurant, Don was admiring a painting on the wall of a Chinese sailing vessel and said to his friend Mike: βIsnβt that a great looking ship?β Mike replied:
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︎ Aug 11 2020
They're making a longer version of Magic Mike.
It's called Magical Michael.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Why doesnβt Mike Tyson use a PlayStation?
Because heβs an X-Boxer
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Mike Tyson ended up in jail for having diarrhea
He mad a meth in the bathroom
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Mike Pencil
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︎ Apr 13 2020
I heard Mike Bloomberg isn't actually social distancing...
He says he stays at 6 feet, but we all know he stands at 5'8".
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︎ Mar 31 2020
Mike Waz-house key
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︎ Mar 23 2018
Mike Waz - house - key !!
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︎ Dec 07 2019
Goddammit Mike Pollock
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︎ Nov 12 2019
Mike Tyson always boasts about being a superhero after a fight
βIβm Thorβ he says.
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Mike Wazowski
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︎ Sep 30 2019
Mike Tyson was thinking the other day.
He yelled out, βThomeone help me! I canβt thwim.β
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︎ Apr 06 2018
What did Mike Bloomberg do after the speech on dropping out of the presidential race?
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︎ Mar 04 2020
Mike Literis is a personal favourite
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︎ Jun 07 2019
Mike Rowe
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︎ Dec 06 2018
[OC ]If Mike Rowe had a big brother, what would his name be?
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︎ Jan 25 2020
What does mike wazowski write with?
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︎ Nov 04 2019
Mike Wazowski
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