A list of puns related to "Hubbard"
he was a dianetic and kept his insulin in the cupboard.
I was laying in bed with my lady, teasing her some and she says
'No I don't like that'
"I was just playing with you"
'That's not the kind of playing I want right now'
"Well that drawer next to you (with all our sex toys ect.) is still closed"
'No I don' want to do any of that tonight'
"Just some good old fashioned penis and vagina old mother hubbard sex?"
'yes'
"well at least you're giving the dog a bone"
facepalms and sighs ensued ;)
Elrond Hubbard
To which she was so kind,
And everywhere that Mary went,
You could see her bear behind.
Dad and Gramps love this one.
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