L. Ron Hubbard’s illness:

he was a dianetic and kept his insulin in the cupboard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krieger_Saan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2013
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Ole Mother Hubbard

I was laying in bed with my lady, teasing her some and she says
'No I don't like that'
"I was just playing with you"
'That's not the kind of playing I want right now'
"Well that drawer next to you (with all our sex toys ect.) is still closed"
'No I don' want to do any of that tonight'
"Just some good old fashioned penis and vagina old mother hubbard sex?"
'yes'
"well at least you're giving the dog a bone"
facepalms and sighs ensued ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slm_87
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2014
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What do you call the leader of an elven cult?

Elrond Hubbard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Absolutelee123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Mary had a baby bear...

To which she was so kind,

And everywhere that Mary went,

You could see her bear behind.

Dad and Gramps love this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sackferret
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2013
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