This is not a traditional /r/dadjokes with a delivery and a punchline.
I just wanted all dad's, with kids around 2-6, to know that changing the name of Winnie the Pooh to Winnie the Poop will generate maniacal laughter from your kids. Especially if you combine it with singing the theme song from the movie.
As an added bonus, there is no statute of limitations on when you add the extra P. You can say: Winnie the Poop Winnie the Pooh...P Or Winnie the Pooh...... ...... .... P And your kids will laugh just as hard.
I've gone a full minute without saying the last P, while my kids hang on my every facial movement.
Enjoy
They just couldn't bear him anymore.
Same middle name
He wanted to take his shit to the next level.
With his bear hands
Too many bear wires.
He didn't like being the bear of bad news.
That's what Xi said.
Christopher ROBBIN
Eeyores it.
Show me the honey!
...a race issue.
He hit pooh-berty...
d'Eeyore
but they're getting a little thread-bear!
Half-a-lump.
They both have the same middle name.
They all have the same middle name.
They both have the same middle name."
The same middle name
Same middle name
Same middle name
Same middle name.
So he can pooh bear
They have the same middle name.
With his bear hands
Same middle name.
The same middle name.
Same middle name.
With his bear hands
They have the same middle name.
