Piglet, Tigger, and Eeyore have all split ways with Winnie the Pooh.
They just couldn't bear him anymore.
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name
Why did Winnie the Pooh take a dump in the elevator?
He wanted to take his shit to the next level.
How does Winnie the Pooh eat his honey?
With his bear hands
Why did Winnie the Poohβs house fail electrical inspection?
Too many bear wires.
Why did Winnie the Pooh quit his job writing obituaries?
He didn't like being the bear of bad news.
I'm not Winnie the Pooh!
That's what Xi said.
Which of Winnie The Poohs friends was actually a thief?
Christopher ROBBIN
How does Winnie the Pooh's donkey friend paddle his boat?
Eeyores it.
What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?
Show me the honey!
I donβt care what all the SJW say, Winnie Harlow giving the checkered flag early at the Canadian Grand Prix absolutely was...
...a race issue.
What happened when Winnie the Pooh grew older?
He hit pooh-berty...
What kind of perfume does Winnie the Pooh wear?
d'Eeyore
I have these Winnie-The-Pooh socks...
but they're getting a little thread-bear!
How many lumps of sugar does Winnie the Pooh like?
Half-a-lump.
What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name.
What do Winnie the Pooh, Alexander the Great, and Ivan the Terrible have in common?
They all have the same middle name.
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name."
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name
οΏΌ What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name
What do Alexander the Great, Winnie the Pooh, and Chance the Rapper have in common?
Same middle name.
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh wear pants?
So he can pooh bear
What does Alexander the Great have in common with Winnie the Pooh?
They have the same middle name.
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?.....
Same middle name.
How does winnie the pooh eat honey?
With his bear hands
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name.
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name
How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot jar?
With his bear hands
What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They have the same middle name.
