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A list of puns related to "Winnie"

Piglet, Tigger, and Eeyore have all split ways with Winnie the Pooh.

They just couldn't bear him anymore.

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👤︎ u/sergioarmagh
📅︎ Mar 09 2021
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jan 30 2021
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Why did Winnie the Pooh take a dump in the elevator?

He wanted to take his shit to the next level.

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👤︎ u/winkelschleifer
📅︎ May 06 2020
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How does Winnie the Pooh eat his honey?

With his bear hands

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👤︎ u/TheeMainEvent
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why did Winnie the Pooh’s house fail electrical inspection?

Too many bear wires.

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👤︎ u/JiminyKirket
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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Why did Winnie the Pooh quit his job writing obituaries?

He didn't like being the bear of bad news.

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👤︎ u/Feddny
📅︎ May 26 2018
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I'm not Winnie the Pooh!

That's what Xi said.

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👤︎ u/abrakadaver
📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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Which of Winnie The Poohs friends was actually a thief?

Christopher ROBBIN

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👤︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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Winnie I cannot believe you
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👤︎ u/Shreakisluv
📅︎ Oct 17 2018
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How does Winnie the Pooh's donkey friend paddle his boat?

Eeyores it.

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👤︎ u/The_Commander
📅︎ Sep 19 2016
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What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?

Show me the honey!

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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What happened when Winnie the Pooh grew older?

He hit pooh-berty...

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👤︎ u/that_introverted_guy
📅︎ Oct 21 2016
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What kind of perfume does Winnie the Pooh wear?

d'Eeyore

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👤︎ u/Stubbgubben
📅︎ May 01 2016
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I have these Winnie-The-Pooh socks...

but they're getting a little thread-bear!

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👤︎ u/monycaw
📅︎ Feb 07 2016
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How many lumps of sugar does Winnie the Pooh like?

Half-a-lump.

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👤︎ u/Slidshocking_Krow
📅︎ Apr 08 2016
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They both have the same middle name.

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👤︎ u/CallingYouForMoney
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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What do Winnie the Pooh, Alexander the Great, and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

They all have the same middle name.

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👤︎ u/TwoValiant
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They both have the same middle name."

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👤︎ u/behrkon
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

The same middle name

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👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name

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👤︎ u/Southern_Sir78
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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 What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name

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👤︎ u/herumdegumff
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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What do Alexander the Great, Winnie the Pooh, and Chance the Rapper have in common?

Same middle name.

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👤︎ u/afranc72
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh wear pants?

So he can pooh bear

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👤︎ u/HughJamerican
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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What does Alexander the Great have in common with Winnie the Pooh?

They have the same middle name.

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👤︎ u/Viral_Idiot
📅︎ May 01 2019
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?.....

Same middle name.

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👤︎ u/CARS0N_
📅︎ Oct 19 2018
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How does winnie the pooh eat honey?

With his bear hands

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👤︎ u/berland2003
📅︎ Aug 19 2018
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

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👤︎ u/PhotosNMotion41
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name

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👤︎ u/ghostdog818
📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot jar?

With his bear hands

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👤︎ u/Wxlson
📅︎ Sep 19 2016
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name.

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👤︎ u/itsallbabygravy
📅︎ May 03 2018
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