I went to this restaurant called Warren one time in college
It really was a terrible buffet
The only reason I am voting for Elizabeth Warren is that she will bring stability to the White House. She will never be impeached.
She comes with a warranty.
Why do Hipsters love Warren Harding?
Because he was President before it was Cool-idge
Warren Buffet (self-made billionaire) holds an annual conference for aspiring entrepreneurs.
When they go to lunch during the conference, they eat from the “Buffett Buffet.”
Why is Warren Buffett so healthy for his age?
Through value ingesting
Man, Warren Buffet is so goddamned rich.
Every time I go to one of his restaurants they let you eat whatever you want.
Girlfriend had a burst of inspiration whilst out for lunch
-"Knock knock!" -"Who's there?" -"Warren Loveworth." -"Warren Loveworth who?" -"Warrenloveworth eachother!"
