A list of puns related to "Wendy"
It's a square meal
I'm a frostitute
Because it's about to die from dissin' Terry.
Was she Pansexual?
Apparently, the baconator.
She's pregnant with our first child, I'm getting practice!
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Because Dave Thomas doesn't cut corners.
Wanna know why Wendy's hamburger patties are square? Because Wendy's doesn't cut corners...
I was eating with a few friends of mine, browsing my phone, when a chicken nugget fell from my hand and landed right on my phone.
I was commented on the nice catch, to which I replied "That was a nice screen saver."
Sitting in booth, after ordering some chicken wraps.
Me: Start unwrapping the wraps and eating.
Friend: Looks up, "So how's your wrap?"
Me: "Oh its good, just not enough verses."
Friend: Proceeds to stare blankly at me for a couple of seconds, then bursts into laughter after getting it.
So after ordering my food, I am standing to the side waiting on my meal. The lady behind the counter looks at a few of us and says, "I'm tired." I couldn't resist the urge... I replied "Hi tired, I'm the Hash_Slingin_Slasha."
Queue simultaneous silent groan from everyone within a 20' radius.
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