Why are Wendy's burgers healthy?

It's a square meal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WEsellFAKEdoors
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Attacked by Wendy again.
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I exchange sexual favors for frosties from Wendy's

I'm a frostitute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaviDeberjerack
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Wendy Williams' career must be playing Oregon Trail...

Because it's about to die from dissin' Terry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oove22
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Wendys is driving me crazy with those eyes...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kr0p3
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RIP Wendy ketchup
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aditya_G_
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Ronald McDonald and The Burger King were horrified when they heard the news about Wendy's gruesome demise.

Apparently, the baconator.

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I always wondered about Wendy

Was she Pansexual?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartinBirk
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[Possibly OC] How excited was Wendy to go to Neverland? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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My wife asked me what I'd name a hurricane. I told her, I'd call it Wendy.

She's pregnant with our first child, I'm getting practice!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imthaaatguy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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What does jay z get from Wendy’s?

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Why are Wendy's hamburgers square?

Because Dave Thomas doesn't cut corners.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Humbucker
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Dad joke Wendy's

Wanna know why Wendy's hamburger patties are square? Because Wendy's doesn't cut corners...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chaz4185
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2014
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Dad joke at Wendy's.

I was eating with a few friends of mine, browsing my phone, when a chicken nugget fell from my hand and landed right on my phone.

I was commented on the nice catch, to which I replied "That was a nice screen saver."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LulzitsMatty
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2014
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Got friend at Wendys

Sitting in booth, after ordering some chicken wraps.

Me: Start unwrapping the wraps and eating.

Friend: Looks up, "So how's your wrap?"

Me: "Oh its good, just not enough verses."

Friend: Proceeds to stare blankly at me for a couple of seconds, then bursts into laughter after getting it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aralakh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2015
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Dadjoked the cashier at Wendy's

So after ordering my food, I am standing to the side waiting on my meal. The lady behind the counter looks at a few of us and says, "I'm tired." I couldn't resist the urge... I replied "Hi tired, I'm the Hash_Slingin_Slasha."
Queue simultaneous silent groan from everyone within a 20' radius.

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My dad at Wendy's

Every time my dad goes to Wendy's he looks at the menu as if he is confused and asks "do you read the chicken their rights before you grill them?"

Every time.

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