Mike Tyson is going to be the host of a reboot of Pimp my ride.

It will be called Cus-tom auto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdamasDeMaris
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Mike Tyson is a religious guy.

He punches people in the faith.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Why didn’t Mike Tyson like Sarah?

Therapist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grames189
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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I heard Mike Tyson will be launching a Christian dedicated social media site.

He's calling it "Faithbook".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chickengun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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How do you get Mike Tyson's attention?

Tell him you're all ears.

[I just thought of this while eating dinner and I'm pretty happy with it. I chuckled, and even my partner didn't sigh her usual sigh!]

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Why was Mike Tyson Sad at the strip club?

They were clothed.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I recently watched a documentary on Mike Tyson. I had no idea he was so religious...

He kept saying he likes to hit people in the FAITH!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pyrojodge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Why does Mike tyson turn into a superhero after lifting weights?

He's thor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Why can't Mike Tyson live in the Star Wars universe?

Because it's inhothpitable.

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Mike Tyson gifted little metal cups to his friends...

When they asked what it meant, he said it was a thimble of friendship!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Mike Tyson and I were talking about our friend Sarah who had just gotten into town. I asked, "so, how did she get from L.A. to here?" He replied...

"Theraflu."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Why doesn’t Mike Tyson use a PlayStation?

Because he’s an X-Boxer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebobstu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Mike Tyson ended up in jail for having diarrhea

He mad a meth in the bathroom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Antisocial_gamer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Mike Tyson was thinking the other day.

He yelled out, β€œThomeone help me! I can’t thwim.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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Mike Tyson always boasts about being a superhero after a fight

β€œI’m Thor” he says.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brandt610
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Why does Mike Tyson like scary movies?

Because they're ear-rie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsaSnap
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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I told Mike Tyson about the hippo that's trained to use a toilet, but he seemed skeptical.

Keeps calling it a hippo potty myth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omnomnosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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I like my women how Mike Tyson likes his Skype.

Clothed.

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I went to the barber to get the same haircut as Mike Tyson

Even though our hair is now the same, there is a striking difference between two of us.

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Mike Tyson went to visit his backwoods Alabama family.

He saw all of his kith’n kin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ERMAHDERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.

Who woulda thunk it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Mike Tyson got very disturbed after binge watching β€œBreaking Bad”.

He said, β€œThat was pretty methed up.”

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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How's a druggie like Mike Tyson in a maid's outfit?

They'll both clean up your meth.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2016
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What’s Mike Tyson’s favorite food?

Corn. He can eat a whole ear.

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What happens to mike tyson when he takes drugs?

He gets methed up

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2017
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What did Mike Tyson say about why he hates corn starch?

"It thickens me."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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Why did Mike Tyson send back his lemonade?

It tasted like pith.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2017
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Mike Tyson is refusing to support Playstation.

...because he's an X-Boxer.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2016
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What happened to Mike Tyson after his drug abbuse?

He got methed up.

Edit: abuse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mercinario
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2017
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My Dad on Mike Tyson's Punch-Out...

After winning a fight against Piston Honda:

'Well, they are just going to have to call him Ton Honda now!'

'Why dad?'

'Because I just knocked the piss outta him!!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingofkeith
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2013
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Why does Mike Tyson feel so exquisite when he wakes up?

Because he ethereal.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2015
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Mike Tyson dadjoke

"Dad, you think Mike Tyson could ever be a good boxer again"

"Only if he worked at an Amazon warehouse"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2015
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