Shane Puns

A list of puns related to "Shane"

I have a baby boy named Shane.

Whenever I see him, he makes me happy. I tell him, “You are my son, Shane.”

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👤︎ u/lightningxcookie
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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Whenever I'm sad my German friend throws bread at me

A nice game of gluten tag always cheers me up.

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👤︎ u/IWaterboardKids
📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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Well I was named after Hitler

Chronologically that is.

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👤︎ u/Thurt518
📅︎ Dec 23 2014
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Being married to Jon Bernthal would be quite punishing.

He has a habit of being too Frank.

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👤︎ u/whattajosh
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop.

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👤︎ u/MJamesRen
📅︎ Dec 09 2018
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