Unread Puns

A list of puns related to "Unread"

Did you hear about the unreadable writer with a colostomy bag?

Turns out he only had a semicolon.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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Have you ever heard the unreadable joke?

It goes something like this:

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👤︎ u/FIGHTSONG_
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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You have $400, your daughter text she needs $200, and your son text he needs $150. How much do you have left?

Me: $400 and 2 unread messages.

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👤︎ u/endustry1994
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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What happened to the book that got ghosted?

He was left unread.

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👤︎ u/ReallyBadGamer
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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