Unopened Puns

A list of puns related to "Unopened"

At the beach, opposite the life guard, a man sleeps on a towel, adjacent an unopened umbrella.

When he wakes up, he's going to be a tan gent.

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👤︎ u/VeryOriginalName98
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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Dad hands my brother his unopened mail saying there's a check in the top one.

Sure enough, he opens it and a check comes out.

> Bro: How did he know?

> Me: I bet he checked.

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👤︎ u/Kuebic
📅︎ May 01 2017
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