You know my left nostril is always stuffed up?
It doesn't get a lot of air time.
What do you call a stuffed toy pig when throw like a football?
My daughter keeps putting my golf visors on all of her stuffed animals
She told me they call her the queen advisor
My young cousin showed me a stuffed lion wearing a tux.
Told me it’s a “dandy-lion”.
Stuffed bears are overrated
Thank you for coming to my teddy talk
I have bunch of stuffed yellow cabs on my walls
What do you call an onion that has been stuffed with pie?
I imagine pteranodons enjoyed getting stuffed on holidays too ;)
I bribed my friends into helping me move by buying an extra large stuffed crust pepperoni...
Finely chopped meat mixed with gelatine, blood, grits, or bread, then stuffed into animal intestines or skin, sounds pretty bad wherever you are.
But in Germany, it's the wurst.
What do you call an evil stuffed bear?
Teddy Bundy.
Edit: that is definitely not wholesome reddit did that on its own
My wife made beef stew to clear my stuffed nose...
...bud I don'd dink it was strogonoff.
I saw a pirate walking down the street with a ship wheel stuffed in his pants. I said..."Hey, pirate...is that a ship wheel in your pants?" He said...
aye, matey it's driving me nuts!
Did you hear about the guy who got killed when his stuffed lion tail fell on him?
The ER gave my son a stuffed bear to take home. I named him MRSA Major.
I bought my son a giant stuffed orangutan.
For the ride home I put the monkey in the back seat, and let the stuffed animal ride in the front seat.
I sent my my deceased cat, Mittens, to be stuffed.
But the taxidermist only did her back half. It was a cat-ass-trophey.
One time I had a doughnut stuffed with icing
If they made an Eggo waffle stuffed with syrup inside, it'd be a Preggo Eggo.
My son still sleeps with stuffed animals.
Someone took their deceased cat to a taxidermist but they stuffed the wrong end...
My grandfather passed away before he could complete his collection of stuffed marshland birds.
Talking to a stuffed animal "want any desert"
What did the taxidermist say to the stuffed raccoon during an argument?
What do you know, you’re full of it!
My son and his friend exchanged some stuffed animals....
After picking up my son from his friends I see that he came home with two new stuffed animals. I asked him how it happened and what the names of the new animals where.
"He wanted to trade for two of mine and he has these two whales I wanted."
"Do they have a name ?" I asked." And did anyone get hurt?"
" Nobody got hurt and they each have a tag on them and they just say Stuffing the Whale so I guess that is their name." He says as he makes whale noises from the back of the car.
"That seems like a great time. You got two whale the stuffing from your friend and nobody got hurt."
My son has a great recipe for popcorn stuffed duck.
He calls it Quacker Jacks
I sleep with a stuffed animal
I found out that my pillow is stuffed with goose feathers.
His girlfriend was ecstatic when they won the giant stuffed bear at the arcade, but he was more blasé
He'd only put in a token effort
My niece picked up a stuffed animal recently.
It was a cat inside a banana peel. She kept going on and on about "It's so cute." I asked her "So you're telling me it has appeal?" I think a part of her died at that.
I could never tell my mother that I hated the stuffed cabbage rolls she packed me for lunch.
I have a lot of emotional cabbage
My dad, right after we've finished a huge thanksgiving feast, totally stuffed...
"Who wants to order some pizza!?"
After my daughter named her stuffed lamb "Yucky"...
Wife: "Yucky like gross?"
Me: "No, Yucky like ewe." (I begin crying from laughter)
Wife (with a blank face): "You think your hilarious don't you?"
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