No no it’s not sbread that’s the stuff you put on the bread.
Where do the sith buy their stuff
My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff
It is enough to make a mango crazy
A thief broke into a guy's house, stole his stuff, killed the man, and turned him into a large cup…
What’s the hard stuff that develops on cows’ teeth?
I have an addiction to reading pop-up books, so I went to the library the other day to pick up some proper grown up books to look at. I have to admit there was some good stuff there, ...
... but unfortunately nothing that jumped out at me.
I was helping my wife carry the grocery bags inside the house. All of the sudden she gets mad at me and says to carry more stuff.
I mean I would carry more but my hands were tide.
I was checking out at the grocery store today and the bagger was holding my stuff over the shopping cart and asked: “sir, would you like to go out with the cart?”. To which I replied “oh, no thanks I’m actually married”. My poor son looked mortified. Dad joke status ACHIEVED.
There was a locked metal box at an auction. The auctioneer said it was from the 1920’s and owned by really wealthy man. There could’ve been some really valuable stuff in it or it could just be empty. I didn’t want to bid anymore than $100 on it.
I thought it was a safe bet.
My wife said, “Why did you forget to get all the stuff from the grocery store that I wrote down?”
I said, “When I got there, I felt.....listless.”
My anatomy class is covering the nervous system and I don't get any of this stuff.
So I saw a group of people crossing the street tonight carrying ski stuff the one guy in the front of the group was tasked with carrying the ski poles...
So I guess you can say that they put him in pole position
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
A person asked me, "Aren't you the guy who brags about weird stuff?"
I replied, "No, Im the guy who takes the longest baths in the city".
If anyone wants to come and talk about why my stuff keeps getting stolen, the door is always open.
The Hip peas loved this stuff.
The metal detector beeped when the guard was checking me. He asked me if I had any metallic stuff with me, I said:
No...it just beeped because my Shirt is Ironed.
Someone has been leaving this stuff in my carport and then the neighbours complain about the mess. They’re really giving me the gears.
Sometimes I think about becoming a mallard to do all the evil crazy stuff I can think of.
But that's no way to conduck myself
You know, son, Christmas isn't about the presents and the decorations and stuff.
My wife and I are having a competition to see who can steal the most dog related stuff from our local petshop.
I've just taken the lead.
I used to think the stuff in your nose was called "nose jelly"
The secret to winning a pun contest is to stuff your shoes with underwear before the contest.
Seems to be working as I'm undie-feeted.
That space behind your laptop, where you put stuff and then can't find it, is the compuda triangle.
Some intense stuff on the news today. There was a kidnapping at the local school!
It was all good they woke him up an hour later.
Spent all day rinsing several palates of damaged Coca-Cola cans at the food bank today. The stuff at the bottom was ... gross. At home mom asked what we did.
We sorted sorta sordid sodas.
Where does the Ocean store its stuff?
On the Continental shelf.
I need the name of the sticky stuff inside trees..
Where In the animal kingdom do you go to get stuff opened?
How does the pope pay for stuff he wins on ebay?
Why do people order stuff at the deli?
Because they think the food is deli-ciois.
(I work at a deli that is so slow that I have time to make these terrible puns.)
My girlfriend started an all fruit diet yesterday, the house is FULL of the stuff.
Its enough to make a mango crazy!
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife is on a tropical food diet and now the house is full of this stuff.
That's enough to make a mango crazy.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
My mom has us all on a tropical fruit diet. the stuff is everywhere.
it's enough to make a mango crazy.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife is really mad at the fact that i have no sense of direction...So I packed up my stuff and right.
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