Baby tried to feed a tennis ball to a plush moose...

9 month old is trying to be generous, and puts teething toys (or anything he can grab) in other people's mouths. It's very nice.

He had one of the dog's tennis balls, and tried to put it in this giant stuffed moose's mouth.

Me to wife: "He seems so concerned that it's not eating."

Wife to me: "Well, he hasn't eaten in years."

Me to wife: "He can't eat any more, he's stuffed."

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👤︎ u/surfrock66
📅︎ May 27 2015
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Why won't lobsters help you?

Because they're shellfish!

I made that up for my 3 year old after I gave him a stuffed toy lobster I got on business in Boston. He brought it in to show and tell and told the class the joke. Made me so proud.

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👤︎ u/wsupfoo
📅︎ Jan 12 2015
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