Why would you sue a sewn zoo?

They don't have a perknit

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BanteringPanda
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11 2020
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A slate came off the roof and sliced a builders ear off.

We all looked for the ear so we could take it to hospital to get it sewn on. Whats this here. And shows us a bloody ear. The builder said i dont know whos that ear is its not mine. How can you tell we asked. Cos mine had a pencil behind it!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01 2020
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Why do amateur tailors need therapy?

Because they've sewn terrible things

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beeefsaalad
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