A list of puns related to "Unopened"
Sure enough, he opens it and a check comes out.
> Bro: How did he know?
> Me: I bet he checked.
Me and my gf threw out a whole bunch of old packets of herbs until there's only one, unopened one left.
I look pointedly at then turn to her wearing my biggest shit-eating grin on and say, "Baby, we've got nothing but thyme..."
There's a pause as she absorbs what I said, sighs heavily and calls me a dick while I proceed to piss myself laughing.
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