When is a stack of lumber like food in the ocean?
When it's a plankton!
A soldier in WW2 was shot in the chest and the bullet was stopped by a stack of quarters in his pocket.
He said it was his life savings.
I just swallowed a stack of Scrabble tiles by accident.
My next poop could spell disaster.
I had a stack of 52 slices of toast this morning.
I ate an entire deck of carbs!
My boss is making me dig through a stack of hay bare-handed to look for anything that shouldn’t be there. I suspect he dropped his wedding ring while having an affair with the new girl he hired in the pile and now he is desperate to hide the evidence from his wife who might be on to him.
But I’m just grasping at straws here.
My doctor recommended I sleep on a stack of old magazines.
I have back issues.
Want to hear a chimney joke? Got stacks of em!
First one's on the house
If you set fire to a stack of ebooks, is it still kindling?
What do you get when you stack a camera on top of 3 Tide pods?
A tripod.
I handed my wife a stack of kid's vocabulary cards
She gave them back with a puzzled look. I informed her we just exchanged words.
I was helping my dad move stuff out of his storage unit when I came across a stack of metal rods.
Me: Dad, do you need these?
Dad (with a shit-eating grin): YES! In fact, I was going to put them in the bank. Then it would be a pole vault!
Bonus rebuttal! My husband (not a dad): Look, do you want us to help you or not?
There was a stack of glass on the back of a truck.
One was broken I said "that's a pane" many groans were exchanged
Every time we pass big stacks of hay in the car...
As loud as possible: "HEY!"
What do you call a stack of 52 slices of bread?
A deck of carbs!
