Every time I travel to a new city, I like to take a picture of myself in front of the tomes of books...

I just have to take shelfies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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A peeping tome.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seasickdwarf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2016
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A man is sitting in the hospital with his newborn baby when his own father walks in.

Father: "So, how does it feel being a dad?"

Son: "It feels good. I'm a bit scared of course, but so excited at the same time. How does it feel being a grandfather?"

Father: "It feels pretty great. You've always been a good son and I've been patiently waiting for this special moment. There's something now that I have to give you."

The son watches curiously as his father pulls a large tome out of his backpack with exquisite text on the cover: 'The Big Book of Dad Jokes'.

Father: " For generations these sacred texts have been passed down through the patriarchs of our family. My father gave it to me when you were born and now, as a new father yourself, I bestow it to you. With this book you will have all the knowledge needed to become a truly great Dad."

Son: " Wow, Dad, this is amazing! Truly! I'm... I'm honored."

The father smiles as he extends his arm out to shake his son's hand and says,

"Nice to meet you, Honored. I'm Dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewyNutCluster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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If someone wrote a book about voyeurism...

... would it be a 'peeping tome'?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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