My wife was fixing the length of my son's pants and I asked her how much that cost, was it a Chris, Luke or Liam?

She looked at me confused and said "What?"

I said, "I want to know how much that hem is worth."

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Did you hear that the new Obi-Wan show from D+ isn't going to have Liam Neeson in it?

Apparently his role was taken.

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👤︎ u/loicwg
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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Can't wait to see Liam Neeson's new film..

'Taken::::Out of context.'

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 05 2021
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Liam Nissan
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What did Liam Neeson say when Obi Wan beat Qui-Gon in a light saber duel?

You win, McGregor

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Just been to Noel and Liam Gallaghers new restaurant and had Oasis soup

You get a roll with it.

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All of a sudden I was in that film with Liam Neeson
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📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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Liam Nissan
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👤︎ u/GTRivern
📅︎ May 22 2019
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Liam Nissan
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👤︎ u/ash92596
📅︎ Jan 20 2018
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Liam Gallagher argued that soup was the best value meal you could get, because

You got a roll with it

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👤︎ u/skilldan
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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Nissan pun not related to Liam

The year is 2045, space travel has finally gotten started.

As major companies scramble to come up with ways to capitalize on this new venture, Nissan decides to end its most popular light truck.

As the last one rolls off the line, they announce: "This is it, folks. This is the Final Frontier."

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With my last wish, I asked the genie for two more Liam Neeson kidnap movies, even though I knew I would only get Taken Four granted.
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👤︎ u/wizard7926
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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I was going to make a joke about Liam Neeson

but all the good ones were taken

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👤︎ u/mikhob
📅︎ Aug 11 2019
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What did Liam Neeson say to the person who stole his copy of Microsoft Office?

I will find you. You have my Word.

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📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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Good 'ol Liam
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👤︎ u/Bdadl3y
📅︎ Jun 24 2018
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Liam Nissan
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👤︎ u/KyOatey
📅︎ Jan 18 2018
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My Dad Turned Into Liam Neson

Dad moves Microsoft Office off of the home screen

Dad: To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my word!

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Best Liam Neeson pun

Liam Neeson is a huge movie star. He is so busy filming and traveling that he rarely checks his correspondence. One day, he goes to the post office so he can receive all his letters and a mailman asks him to sign a check out sheet. As Liam reads the paper, he notices something odd: right next to his name, the mailman wrote his name backwards. When asking why, the mailman replies: "it's not your name, sir, it's just that since you rarely come here, you haven't seen your mail before and I just wrote it down as a note".

And he was right, for Liam Neeson had "no seeN maiL".

The end.

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👤︎ u/IsVigil
📅︎ Apr 20 2017
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👤︎ u/tqgibtngo
📅︎ May 31 2017
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Liam Neeson

Watching the new Liam Neeson trailer with my dad.

Me: I love Liam Neeson, but I feel like all his movies are turning into him saying threatening things into the phone.

Dad: Yeah, he should say other things like: "Is your refrigerator running? Because I'm coming to stop it!"

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👤︎ u/Scipio33
📅︎ Sep 16 2014
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WOO WOO WOO! [Owl City/Liam Neeson]
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👤︎ u/DavyAsgard
📅︎ Dec 15 2012
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If anyone ever makes a incorrect assumption in your presence ask if they're Liam Neeson's daughter.

Because they're miss taken.

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👤︎ u/Siethron
📅︎ Sep 10 2014
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How much does Liam cost?

A ham's worth.

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Why did Liam Gallagher (Oasis) order the soup?

Because you got a roll with it.

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👤︎ u/Otistetrax
📅︎ Sep 26 2017
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