You win, McGregor
but all the good ones were taken
I will find you. You have my Word.
Liam Neeson is a huge movie star. He is so busy filming and traveling that he rarely checks his correspondence. One day, he goes to the post office so he can receive all his letters and a mailman asks him to sign a check out sheet. As Liam reads the paper, he notices something odd: right next to his name, the mailman wrote his name backwards. When asking why, the mailman replies: "it's not your name, sir, it's just that since you rarely come here, you haven't seen your mail before and I just wrote it down as a note".
And he was right, for Liam Neeson had "no seeN maiL".
The end.
Watching the new Liam Neeson trailer with my dad.
Me: I love Liam Neeson, but I feel like all his movies are turning into him saying threatening things into the phone.
Dad: Yeah, he should say other things like: "Is your refrigerator running? Because I'm coming to stop it!"
Because they're miss taken.
I have contacts.
is to be related to Liam Neeson.
I was disappointed as usual that Liam Neeson's character was killed.
She suggested I let Qui-gons be Qui-gons.
My brother and I were watching this movie called Nonstop. For those who don't know, it's about Liam Neeson and he has to stop killings on a plane every twenty minutes.
So there's a scene where the plane depressurizes and I leaned toward my brother and whispered, "You know, if I was in that situation, I'd be under a lot of pressure too".
