What did Liam Neeson say when Obi Wan beat Qui-Gon in a light saber duel?

You win, McGregor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctor_Zakberg
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All of a sudden I was in that film with Liam Neeson
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πŸ‘€︎ u/psuedo_name
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I was going to make a joke about Liam Neeson

but all the good ones were taken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikhob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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With my last wish, I asked the genie for two more Liam Neeson kidnap movies, even though I knew I would only get Taken Four granted.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
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What did Liam Neeson say to the person who stole his copy of Microsoft Office?

I will find you. You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
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Best Liam Neeson pun

Liam Neeson is a huge movie star. He is so busy filming and traveling that he rarely checks his correspondence. One day, he goes to the post office so he can receive all his letters and a mailman asks him to sign a check out sheet. As Liam reads the paper, he notices something odd: right next to his name, the mailman wrote his name backwards. When asking why, the mailman replies: "it's not your name, sir, it's just that since you rarely come here, you haven't seen your mail before and I just wrote it down as a note".

And he was right, for Liam Neeson had "no seeN maiL".

The end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsVigil
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Liam Neeson

Watching the new Liam Neeson trailer with my dad.

Me: I love Liam Neeson, but I feel like all his movies are turning into him saying threatening things into the phone.

Dad: Yeah, he should say other things like: "Is your refrigerator running? Because I'm coming to stop it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scipio33
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2014
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WOO WOO WOO! [Owl City/Liam Neeson]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavyAsgard
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If anyone ever makes a incorrect assumption in your presence ask if they're Liam Neeson's daughter.

Because they're miss taken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Siethron
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To the person who stole my spectacles. I will find you.

I have contacts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
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Close, but no cigar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdawg2112
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One of the best ways to be taken seriously...

is to be related to Liam Neeson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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During a Star Wars movie marathon, my girlfriend caught me off-guard with this one

I was disappointed as usual that Liam Neeson's character was killed.

She suggested I let Qui-gons be Qui-gons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bytor_2112
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At the movie theater.

My brother and I were watching this movie called Nonstop. For those who don't know, it's about Liam Neeson and he has to stop killings on a plane every twenty minutes.

So there's a scene where the plane depressurizes and I leaned toward my brother and whispered, "You know, if I was in that situation, I'd be under a lot of pressure too".

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