Belfast Puns

A list of puns related to "Belfast"

Breaking news: Irish officials have reported that a passenger 747 has crashed into a Belfast cemetery. Investigators have discovered over ten thousand dead bodies at the scene. One local witness at a nearby pub claimed it was a Guinness record.

To be sure. I’ll let myself out.....

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👤︎ u/greggy_rabs
📅︎ May 14 2020
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Saw this place in Belfast. A grudging nod to them. imgur.com/svyKhZv
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👤︎ u/crunchy_peanutbutter
📅︎ Jul 27 2016
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"Dad, im hungry."

My dad used to always pull this one on me as a kid.

Me: Dad, I'm hungry

Dad: Run about there until you're fed up

In Belfast, "I'm fed up" is a euphemism for "I'm bored"

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👤︎ u/weeniall
📅︎ Mar 15 2015
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