I was sat next to an insurance salesman at a Robbie Williams last night.

And through it all, he offered me protection!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmak13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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I won a unique item at the Celebrity Origami charity auction.

The auction's goal was to raise money for Tourette syndrome research by selling origami figures made by famous celebrities. To highlight the purpose of the auction, the organization in charge asked all participating celebs to write a replacement of a naughty four-letter word most closely associated with the disorder.

For example, George Clooney's origami penguin said Fudge instead of the F-word.

Margot Robbie's paper flower said Beach instead of the B-word.

I bid on the origami made by Dwayne Johnson.

The Rock's paper scissors said Shoot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roivas14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Dad dropped this gem on my brother and I

Me: Hey, you hear that Robby got mono recently? Bro: Yeah, pretty messed up huh? Dad: I don't know guys, he might have stereo.

I got up and left the room

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nedmccrady1588
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2013
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Riding in the car

I'm in the car with my dad and roll down the window saying "It's muggy in here!" He responds with, "Just like Central Park. It's also robby and stabby."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DerpyDash13
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2014
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